BUNFIGHT HERE

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Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Is that you, Kate's mum?

If so, we need some party bags for our buns.

Oh Shatners I see what you did there ...

Have you bleached around the bun? Don't use toothpaste whatever you do.

Party Bags!! are you serious we couldn't accept those, give them back now our buns are fine on their own with out your charity!

Head on over to Netbuns, OP

I saw a dog eating a bun this morning.

The filthy beast must have stolen it from someone. There are shameless dog owners on MN who let their dogs eat buns.

A woman two tables away from me was announcing to anyone within earshot that her bun was made only from the finest organic ingredients flown in from South America

Her carbon footprint must be the size of Bigfoot's!

I am uttery aghast at this thread. My mind is boggled, my flabber is gasted. I am 'literally' horrified and apalled. Bun fights just waste food. Shocking when there are people starving.

I think you'll find that I have already made that point KittyKlaws. Perhaps you should RTFT even though I didn't.

You didn't make the point as well as me BlackAmericanoNoSugar

Obviously

I don't need to RTFT anyway I'm far, far too busy

Have you not considered counselling? I think you need counselling. Just remember be strong hun xxxxx

P.S. The neighbours are really BVU and you should throw all their leaves all over their car. That'll learn them. Should have done that to begin with why create a drama online?

Hmm, so says the woman who uses the word 'uttery'. I think it's abundantly apparent who made the point the best, and therefore which of us is the ethically superior person.

@Black how dare you insult my username! Superior my cat's foot!

Are you very young, OP?

I just knew you would pick up on the 'uttery' it was CLEARLY a typo and you think yourself 'ethically superior', so ethically superior you have to pick on a typo.

Mmm, eclairs. It had better be cream-filled and not one of those nasty fake-cream, custard-style things.

There was a young woman whose bun
Was giving MN lots of fun
All was going well
Till a terrible smell
Made everyone think her a hun.

There you go, the obligatory bit of bad home made poetry that is a vital part of ongoing saga threads!

OP check your privilege
Think about all those people who aren’t fortunate enough to have buns or even just scones (jam has to be first) thrown at them!

You should be ashamed

Anyway this is clearly a reverse and frankly I pity your children..flounce

Come on over to The Litter Tray, OP. We can't have real cats because we are all meowcose intolerant, but we don't let that bother us and all have made up cats. We love your buns so much over there, we've stuck ears and whiskers on them and are calling them Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, there's someone on AIBU saying when she farts it burns her foof. I think we should all get off the bun thread and move over there because frankly this needs debate.

Burns her bunani?

The buns are clearly being unreasonable, controlling and gaslighting you unless you are gas lighting the cooker yourself to heat them up? In which case shame on you
LTB(uns)

Can't you rent out your sofa for the extra cash OP?

Or is it because you're the Step Parent-they hate you and you'll never win you know. Just step away and stop speaking to all of humanity.