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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
RatRolyPoly · 08/06/2018 08:56

I can't believe this thread, not all buns are like that.

What about the man buns muns?

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 08/06/2018 09:02

I think this should be an equal opportunities Fred, open to all buns.

Ruffian · 08/06/2018 09:02

I got flamed on here for starting a thread about buns but apparently this is ok? MN Royalty obviously Hmm

HarrietSpecter · 08/06/2018 09:03

Love this!
{gets popcorn, settles in}

Need a diagram though OP, I can't work out where the buns have been thrown HmmConfused

BlueSapp · 08/06/2018 09:06

Does anyone know who won the bun fight?

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 08/06/2018 09:07

Is that you Kate?

Notonyournellly · 08/06/2018 09:07

I can't believe I am reading this load of ignorant, bunnist rubbish. What if you replaced the word 'bun' in your post for roll or scone? Just goes to show how hateful this place is

reallyanotherone · 08/06/2018 09:08

There are some vile people on this thread.

Shame on you.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 08/06/2018 09:09

Is that you Cheryl?

BlackAmericanoNoSugar · 08/06/2018 09:11

I haven't RTFT obviously, but I can't believe that we are nearly 600 messages in and not one single poster has considered the ethics of food waste. All of you throwing buns willy-nilly when there are people in the world who have no buns at all. I don't actually do anything practical in rl to address unequal bun distribution, but this is an unmissable opportunity to imply that I am morally superior to all of you by raising the issue.

SlackerMum1 · 08/06/2018 09:12

Well it’s not ideal to throw buns OP and obviously I personally wouldn’t throw buns because I’m a better person than you and clearly love my buns more but only you can decide what’s right for your baked goods

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 08/06/2018 09:13

We gotta fight fight fight fight for these buns.

AbsolutelyBeginning · 08/06/2018 09:13

What happens to all the thrown buns if no-one picks them up?

Will they go all Moldie? Wink

BlueSapp · 08/06/2018 09:17

forgotten buns Sad

StringandGlitter · 08/06/2018 09:21

Bloody hell! Everyone who has posted on this thread is now on the “BunBlocker” list on Twitter. It’s got your real names, shoe size and icing preferences!

You won’t be able to see any bunfight-related content from BRAs (Buns Rights Activists).

I guess that’s what happens when MN shamelessly discuss bunfighting on a public forum.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 08/06/2018 09:21

buns with ptsdSad

TerfsUp · 08/06/2018 09:23

OP how dare you name your child Bun that is the special namei chose for my special child to reflect,, their special uneek qualities i am so upset although your post was literaly two days ago i am literaly sitting here crying and shaking and u r so meen

TerfsUp · 08/06/2018 09:24

All eyes here. Everyone squint. Am I a bun?

Coffeeonthesofa · 08/06/2018 09:29

Is Bun the only name you and your DH both agree on. It sounds more like a nn, can’t see a high court judge being called Bun.
How about Bunjamin with Bun as a nn?
Also people will pronounce it in different ways “bun” or “buuun”.

Notonyournellly · 08/06/2018 09:31

Terfsup you could always change the spelling to Büüünnn? It sounds much softer than boring old Bun and there's bound to be a dozen Buns in the class. That way everyone is happy

MrsFrTedCrilly · 08/06/2018 09:36

Have you bleached around the bun? I cannot bear to think about the consequences malaria, HIV, Ebola etc. I’d definitely be on my way to A&E to demand some antivirals.

LittleMe03 · 08/06/2018 09:41

This is my first post so please be kind to me.

AIBU to want to travel around the world for 6 months without my DC's 2 and 4 years old.

ShatnersWig · 08/06/2018 09:43

It's Friday. Doesn't that mean CenterParcs and bunsex?

borntobequiet · 08/06/2018 09:45

Leave them some buns to eat and they will be OK.

matchingpjs · 08/06/2018 09:46

I gave up after page 2