BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Please can someone recap as I can't be bothered to RTFT

DH earns £200k working from home 1 day a week. We drive a 74 year old car and holiday in the UK every 6 years. Whilst DH spends time on his hobby I batch cook buns with ingredients bought from our £20 per month shopping budget.

What the sister of Buni called?

Haven't read the thread op, but I think you'll find that the grammar police say it's 'ensure ' not 'insure and you're not 'your'. Hope that helps

You could stretch that bun out to serve a family of 4 for 3 days if you added lentils OP.

Sorry I've not been on for a few hours. I was changing the oil in my Bentley (bought with left over tax credits because I'm very frugal).
Just wanted to say thanks for all of the amazing advice. It's so nice to know that everyone on mumsnet is so caring. Really moved by the placemarking.
Off to make up some more shit carry out your kind advice.

why is it so blue down there? v

Fucksgiven
OMG how could you be so insensitive. Didn't you see the bit on page 16 where I poured out my heart about my tragic school days full of bullies mocking my inability to place an apostrophe correctly. It took years of counselling for me to even utter the word "apostrophe". Have you no heart?

This has had me fumming.

No no no, face - I had just about forgotten about fumming...

Please tell me someone's thought about how the buns feel in all of this?

Troll. Reported.

This is offensive to people with buns

Where's cadyheron? Legendary bun fighter.

I once had a friend named Troll - how very dare you report her even though you don't know her!

Haven’t RTFT but you sound like hard work, OP.

don't let the door hit you on the way out @TheMonkeyMummy

prop it open with a bun or two

My absolute favourite is 'you sound like hard work' from basically no information !

@crispysausagerolls 🤣🤣

You sound like hard work @FrozenMargarita17

Imagine if a man had posted this thread, there’d be outrage!

@FrozenMargarita17

Now, you DO sound like hard work.

I think everyone saying that FrozenMargarita17 sounds like hard work sounds like hard work. And you’re all also probably the OW.

lisasimpsonssaxophone
Hmm, sounds like the sort of thing a MAN would say.

LTB