BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

Some bastard's just parked on my buns.

I can’t continue with this thread. I’m gluten intolerant on a Thursday.

I want a cream bun NOW

Will Vlad and Vanka be showing up on the second thread?

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The original bunnfight...

whilst my dp is out at his nightly hobby

Is it a hobby you can't disclose because it's too outing?

All together now - "IT'S CYCLING. IT'S ALWAYS CYCLING"

Truly awesome diagram, OP. It's clear they should have realised it's a private drive and not parked there. CFs. Can you block them in?

All together now - "IT'S CYCLING. IT'S ALWAYS CYCLING"

Now PP will have to name change as you've outed her by revealing her OH's identifying hobby

The cocklodger will eat you out of house and buns, get rid!

Block the CFers in and go away for a weekend..... that'll learn 'em

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.

Don't let the Mumsnet revolving door hit you on the way out as you and your buns get permabanned by Mumsnet Central...

Marilyn Monroe was fond of a bun or two hence being a size 16. True fact.

Someone put there buns in the parent parking space my buns are more special even though their the same so i wanted to complain about the disabled parking space having no buns and being closer but i think the security guard is on the spectrum so I called 101, kept a diary with all the details of everything that happened in case my neighbours one day smoke weed and i know they look down on me because i only take three holidays a year to gluten intolerant countries because my OH has an important executive important makes more money than my SIL who is jealous and we live in many countries all the time, so I wrote the security guard a nice note saying Im sorry I ruined there wedding and got him some nice flowers and a sorry card then I put the cleaners handbag in the bin.

I have a degree.

How could Wendy stoop so low. I'm horrified.

*degree

How does one live on 100k a year?

I mean, after private school, the mansion, bmw, range rover and violin lessons, we barely have enough for skiing in feb and our traditional 6 week sojourn to the south of France.

I just don’t get how people do it?

I'm Stacey Dooley. I want to make a faux concern documentary about your bun concerns OP

How unlike the home life of our own dear Queen.
I belive she prefers Battenburg cakes. :)

Fix a leftover bun to a stick to make an emergency single use disposable toilet brush. My Granny swore by it. But she’s no longer with us, bless her.

Was a proper Rusk Assessment done for this activity ?

You ok hun? (((hugs))) xx

ffs. I am only on page four, but has no-one pointed out the bookmark function to stop all this placemarking.

blatant placemarking