BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

This thread made me laugh so hard that I spat tea all over my keyboard, my laptop exploded, my house caught fire and a portal to another dimension opened in my airing cupboard.

Everybody's *

how are you posting on here then lisa...

liar liar pants on fire

you should have kept your pants in the airing cupboard so they would not have caught fire..

0/10 OP - just sayin’ it’s school holidays this week.

Blackeyed if you don’t believe me then report my post

@lisasimpsonssaxophone

I am not hard work!

Come to my house NOW and bring me a handwritten apology note, flowers and valium because I have anxiety and I'm special and it's hard to live on 400k a year and my SIL is jealous look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Give me your parking space.

The hubster is not impressed that I’m reading this goady shit.
Should I LTB?
Op you definitely sound depressed.

Maybe I am hard work. Should I ring 111?

@FrozenMargarita17

You should go to A&E NOW! What are you doing still here posting about it?

(Don't park in my space when you get there)

LuMarie
You sound unhinged. I’m logging it with 101

I live near the hospital and someone is parked on my drive

You know you're paying your cleaner too much, right?

I will try and draw a diagram but I am not very artistic

@Cutyourshakehole

Please tell them about my parking space. No one cares about my parking space.

Maybe I am hard work. Should I ring 111?
No. A and E. Now. immediately.

No. A and E. Now. immediately.

^this.

Any update?

Are you at A and E yet?

How about now?

bump

Definitely A&E . Just asked my 5 year old who is a doctor. He agreed. Did I mention he was a doctor? Is he gifted?

I've showed this to my DH who bunfights for a living and he says we're not throwing them properly.

@Campfire
He sounds like an abusive twat

@Cutyourshakehole

Is he in my parking space?

Will someone please care about my PARKING SPACE!

Also, while we're here, can everyone copy paste five thousand bizarre non-name names from a baby name website, all beginning with the letter X, so I can have strangers tell me what to call my kid. Then I'll post my two favourites that I'm just torn between and half of you can dump all over my kid's name.

Enough of your old bun-nee. No one has said 'I will get ma coat ' yet. Why hasnt anyone got a nice jacket or cardi? It's summer and what does 'clutches pearls'mean? Think u work in a bakery OP cupcakes and buns..
Hope all of you are pleased wiv yourselves.

Wow, just wow

Just remember 'NO' is a full sentence.....

I've showed this to my DH who bunfights for a living and he says we're not throwing them properly

LTB

(get your ducks in a row first, obviously. No one likes untidy ducks all over the place)