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AIBU?

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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
Micah · 07/06/2018 16:29

Well o/p, you might feel ok eating all those buns and being 8st and 5’7, but i’d feel really wobbly and heavy at anything over 7st. And i’m 6’4.

Cut out the buns and carbs. But make sure you’re not eating too little or you won’t lose weight.

Plus if you shower every 30mins, and shave off all your body hair, you’ll feel cleaner and more hygeinic, as well as scrubbing off a few oz of skin cells. Any less and you’ll become nose blind...

RomaineCalm · 07/06/2018 16:29

Sorry, wrong thread. Blush

JudgeRulesNutterButter · 07/06/2018 16:30

Sorry, x-post with you UndertheOakTree

amusedbush · 07/06/2018 16:31

Is it the school holidays?? There's no way this happened Hmm

AnotherShirtRuined · 07/06/2018 16:31

Reminds me of BREXIT...

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 16:31

GrinGrinGrin

FlyingElbows · 07/06/2018 16:31

I really think you should report this to Ofsted.

amusedbush · 07/06/2018 16:32

Micah

6' 4 and 7 stone? You must be overeating somewhere. Have you looked at your intake on My Fitness Pal?

SleightOfMind · 07/06/2018 16:32

You need to get off here and get all your ducks in a row.
We’ve all seen threads like this and it doesn’t end well. Read the script.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 16:32

just shamelessly place marking I can't wait to see what happens, [popcorn]

derxa · 07/06/2018 16:33

You're a true bridge dweller OP

TeasndToast · 07/06/2018 16:34

He’s telling you who he is. Listen.

UnstoppableMoron · 07/06/2018 16:34

I bet none of you wash all your bedding and towels on a daily basis like I do.

KurriKurri · 07/06/2018 16:34

I suppose this is just a way of trying to get people to send you buns OP. You CHEEKY FUCKER.

You're a complete Bunzilla.

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 07/06/2018 16:34

Are you the Bun Troll, OP?

I sense a Hairy Handed one a-throwing them there buns.

Mookie81 · 07/06/2018 16:35

OP- 'AIBU?'
Everyone- 'Er yes you are
'...but I have anxiety!'

HmmConfusedHmmConfused

Bluelady · 07/06/2018 16:35

What do you mean you can't make one large bun stretch to every meal for a week for a family of five?

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 07/06/2018 16:35

Why are you putting up with it? Just move.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 07/06/2018 16:35

I do love a good bunfight.

amusedbush · 07/06/2018 16:36

I bet none of you wash all your bedding and towels on a daily basis like I do.

You only wash your bedding once a day?? Yuck, I bet you have a toilet brush too Envy < not envy

TeasndToast · 07/06/2018 16:36

You shouldn’t have had buns if you couldn’t afford them.

BlueSapp · 07/06/2018 16:37
ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 07/06/2018 16:38

Why are you even on here? PHONE AN AMBULANCE.

SootSprite · 07/06/2018 16:39

Haven’t read the thread but won’t somebody please think of the children?

Isawthelight · 07/06/2018 16:39

Listen, it's not a bun problem you have it's a DH problem. Why is he not sorting out the buns eh? HE'S TELLING YOU WHO HE IS.