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BUNFIGHT HERE

999 replies

beluga425 · 07/06/2018 14:54

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

  • Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
  • Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
  • Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
  • About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
  • Someone to be utterly horrified;
  • Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;
-Liberal use of these two: Hmm Confused;
  • and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.
OP posts:
beluga425 · 07/06/2018 16:20

Well, I have RTFT and have come to the conclusion that IANBU. Thank you for the advice everyone, I will be ignoring all of it.

OP posts:
livefornaps · 07/06/2018 16:20

I don't give a shit if you have to work - don't you know you just phone in and work from home that day (regardless of profession)

ClinkyMonkey · 07/06/2018 16:21

I call bullshit!

And, whatever you do, DON'T go to A&E - even if your head is hanging on by a thread

Tartyflette · 07/06/2018 16:22

OP, get yourself a shit-hot lawyer toot sweet over all these nasty bun allegations. You should be entitled to a 30 minute freee consultation too!

IfyouseeRitaMoreno · 07/06/2018 16:22

It must the threads you hang out in OP because all mine are perfectly lovely.

You get the thread you settle for 😂

ILostItInTheEarlyNineties · 07/06/2018 16:23

WOW, just WOW.

reallyanotherone · 07/06/2018 16:23

I am literally shaking with anger and in tears with laughter having spat tea all over my keyboard at this thread.

mostimproved · 07/06/2018 16:23

Just get a cleaner OP, they'll clean up all the crumbs from 'said' bun-flinging.

DamnItPatrice · 07/06/2018 16:23

posting here for traffic

derxa · 07/06/2018 16:24

I have anxiety and this thread is making my anxiety more anxious so I'm out! Awww hun don't go. Some of you bullies should hang your heads in shame.

JessicaJonesJacket · 07/06/2018 16:24

MN has really changed. Bunfights were much better in the old days.

yawning801 · 07/06/2018 16:24

There's only one way to sort this...

FIIIIIIIGHT!

FlyingElbows · 07/06/2018 16:24

My Mil made buns once. We went NC.

PlatypusPie · 07/06/2018 16:24

If you are married, all bakery goods are jointly owned so you can use all the buns that your DH brings into the pot.

If you aren’t married, why not ?

Okadas · 07/06/2018 16:24

Are you ok, bun? You seem angry. Hmm

Isawthelight · 07/06/2018 16:24

Maybe if you'd taken in some ironing you could have avoided all this OP.

ElenOfTheWays · 07/06/2018 16:25

OP you sound very controlling.

Placemarking for the deletion message.

Nanny0gg · 07/06/2018 16:25

I luffs you all

One for Classics...

BlackBeltInChildWrangling · 07/06/2018 16:25

I hope you're not all spending your benefit money on all those buns, which are in fact luxury items which I can not afford despite working 120 hours a week. I pay my taxes you know, so technically those buns belong to me. I bought them. So hand them over. Or I'll report you all to the social.

UnderTheOakTree · 07/06/2018 16:26

Reported

Rosielily · 07/06/2018 16:27

Drip, drip, drip .......

Amatullah · 07/06/2018 16:28

I will not be stepping down from this post until OP unequivocally surrenders herself and professes she has infact been VVVUB

Signed: Amatullah the Bun

PelvicFloorClenchReminder · 07/06/2018 16:29

You can all fuck right off, your buns smell of WHITE PEPPER.

RomaineCalm · 07/06/2018 16:29

Just because Rupert is reading Harry Potter doesn't mean that you will be stuck with Biff and Chip for ever.

JudgeRulesNutterButter · 07/06/2018 16:29

Reported.

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