BUNFIGHT HERE

[beluga425]

Am I imagining it or are very simple innocuous threads descending into bunfights more frequently.

I cordially invite everyone to ready their flinging buns here instead. Needed are:

• Someone to police the fight (whilst stirring it up a bit);
• Grammar police to insure everybodies writing proper (your welcome);
• Someone to ignore the basic points and totally misinterpret the thread;
• About 50 posters to find increasingly patronising ways of saying RTFT;
• Someone to be utterly horrified;
• Punctuation lessons from those in-the-know;;;;;;;;

-Liberal use of these two: ;

• and a passive aggressive "Wow, just wow" on page 3.

I’m a social worker —I’m not— and I would remove your buns for fighting.

OK here's the diagram. I hope you're all satisfied. I ran out of pens and died twice while drawing it:

Rules are rules op!!
The bun has to be round with icing and a cherry..
YOU THINK YOURE ABOVE THE LAW?? ffs

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There must be something more behind this - they can't forcibly remove buns without a good reason...

And can I just say those sandals are really awful. You want to go bun fighting in those? Not meaning to be rude but they're ugly as fuck.

Just block the CF buns in.

Oh no Amatullah for that would be a Belgian bun and forrin. Buns need to be square and have currants aka Chelsea bun and not forrin.

I would have rammed the buns down her throat and shouted 'get out of my way you cunt'. Are you normally such a doormat?

You are quite clearly a troll OP this would never really happen

You iron your buns?
I don't even possess an iron

I hope you're not joking about running out of pens OP. I knew someone that ran out of pens and it was pretty traumatic.

NHS guidelines state buns should be thoroughly cooked before throwing them. Just saying.

Can I trow Jaffa cakes?

And aren't buns terribly whispers working class? clutches pearls

*throw

Hopefully an expert will be along soon to advise the OP on her soggy bottom.

You iron your buns?
I don't even possess an iron

Oh the deprivation

There's nothing more unattractive than creased buns.

Jesus did you read the thread Blue? I'm reporting you for Product Placement.

Just wait until you’re a MIL, OP.

Have you read Lundy BUNcroft?

What should we throw then, Petite fours?

OP I have stalked you on all 1670 of your previous posts and there was one 7 years ago where you said you don't even LIKE buns. Explain this OP.

sorry #ad, #affiliate, I'll get .00000001p if you buy some jaffa cakes just quote my code, blue50 at the checkout!

No child NEEDS a bun FFS. My kids are perfectly happy chucking broccoli at each other, because that’s all I give them.

good point we don't want the little dears to get over weight and shame us in public