Parking one - a CF in BOTH our spaces

[HighwayDragon1]

So we have two allocated parking spaces, we pay a premium for them. Someone has parked over both spaces, literally in the middle. I've blocked them in

Waiting for the doorbell to ring. I might go out.

Ooh I LOVE blocking people in when they’ve parked in my (clearly marked) spot, well done! My neighbour 3 doors down (who actually has her own space but likes to let her boyfriend use it) did it once (after being asked not to on other occasions), so I decided to ignore the door despite her frantic knocking as she clearly needed to get to work. After much shouting and swearing outside she buggered off and had to take a taxi. She never did it again after that 😁

They can't even park right they've parked in the middle of two spaces, extra CF

One car in next doors space and they know better than to park in my spaces next door with drive is up to let. I think it's an estate agent.

Fuckers.

Shameless place marking. I thank you.

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If it wasn't over by the spaces I'd have parked next to it and left a PA note.

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Shameless place marking too, you're awesome.

OP don't move the car for a good while

If it IS an estate agent, make sure you call to notify them!

Ooh, I hope it’s an estate agent! With a very busy day and a huge number of appointments to get to today.

Good diagram. You say that you blocked them in? Maybe you should go out for a nice long lunch...

Fabulous! I'd pretend not to be home till at least 7pm tonight 😏

Of course when they come to ask you to move it is really unfortunate that our OH has gone out with the keys and won't be back until later.

You're sure they can't get out via NDN's space?

I once drove up to our space. It's ours. It has our number on it and is associated with the lease of the house.

Someone had parked in our space. I was aghast. It was a suped up chavvy VW Golf with blacked out windows. Only the driver had left his side down a little. I spotted a passenger in the front. I knocked on the window as said "Excuse me, you're parked in my parking space. Could you please move your car" to be told they were the passenger and their mate would only be 5 minutes with much more attitude than words can convey on here. I replied with "Oh, ok, I was just about to park up and go out for the day. I suppose I'll have to park here then" (directly across the back of the parking space). Funnily enough, their mate made a speedy entry and removed their car.

Your diagram is not shitty at all, pretty clear to me!

Well done, go and have a long soak in the bath or go for a walk. You’ll probably get equally wet doing either today!

No way. They're close to the fence and I'm close to their car, they might be able to do a billion point turn.

A long, leisurely walk followed by a spot of lunch and a drink or two is in order I'd suggest!

Yesssss so glad I'm here from the start, CF's!

Can't beleive they parked over BOTH spaces! I do hope its an estate agent!!! They are CF at the best of times. Whoever it is is a total twat for not only parking in your space but parking in both spaces!

Don't move your car, please tell us you don't have to go anywhere all week today!

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Yaaahs! This is going to be good.