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AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

To say Dh’s farts spoiled our day out?

168 replies

Snap8TheCat · 12/04/2018 15:55

He obviously thinks IABU.

Yesterday we went on a family day out to a historical building. The children are at an age where they really enjoy this sort of place and particularly love history.

We spent the day looking around the buildings and listening to speakers, enjoying artwork, reading plaques and taking photographs etc.

However I feel the day was interrupted by Dh’s noxious gas. God knows what he’d eaten but my goodness it was so embarrassing. We kept having to move on quickly due to the smell. He doesn’t usually emit quite such a foul stench and I appreciate he did need the loo and couldn’t help it.

Aibu to say his farts really did spoil the ambiance and concentration required of the venue? He says he couldn’t help it and so IABU.

OP posts:
Carolcool · 14/11/2018 20:53

Sometimes I reread this whole thread just for fun and cry laughing every time

Janedoughnut · 14/11/2018 21:46

You should get out more.

cakesandphotos · 14/11/2018 22:33

Thanks for bumping this thread, it’s highly amused me Grin

Candlelights2345 · 14/11/2018 22:49

This is the only thread I’ve been crying laughing at 😂😂

5foot5 · 14/11/2018 23:12

My friends husband, farts on the dogs head, and says "That'll give you a parting'

Shaking with silent laughter at this

Hawkins001 · 17/04/2022 23:38

@Snap8TheCat

He obviously thinks IABU.

Yesterday we went on a family day out to a historical building. The children are at an age where they really enjoy this sort of place and particularly love history.

We spent the day looking around the buildings and listening to speakers, enjoying artwork, reading plaques and taking photographs etc.

However I feel the day was interrupted by Dh’s noxious gas. God knows what he’d eaten but my goodness it was so embarrassing. We kept having to move on quickly due to the smell. He doesn’t usually emit quite such a foul stench and I appreciate he did need the loo and couldn’t help it.

Aibu to say his farts really did spoil the ambiance and concentration required of the venue? He says he couldn’t help it and so IABU.

I can understand your perspectives op, how's your dh been since ?
PlasticineMeg · 18/04/2022 00:35

@HeedMove

I think you are being silly saying it ruined the day but it makes me so annoyed when my husband farts right near other people and it stinks instead of just waiting till no ones around. He says he literally cant hold it in.
They all say that but I bet if they’re in an important work meeting they manage to hold it in.

And if he genuinely can’t he needs to go to the doctors.

I made my DH change diet because I was fed up of the house smelling of farts. It was disgusting and used to really get me down, I couldn’t have friends round or anything

PlasticineMeg · 18/04/2022 00:35

Oops Zombie thread Blush

Loginmystery · 18/04/2022 00:41

@mooncuplanding

I know a man given a written warning at work for obnoxious farts

He then did it in a pod on the London Eye with another family in it and was one of the nails in the coffin for his dw. They are now divorced.

I laughed out loud and farted reading that!
Loginmystery · 18/04/2022 00:44

@Dancingleopard

There are farts and their are bad farts.

I hate walking in to people farts. I would have called him smelly fucker

Why would you have called him that?
SnowRoses · 18/04/2022 00:44

Farts ruined the day

Whatever next FlowersCakeBrewWineBiscuit

Loginmystery · 18/04/2022 00:47

Ah a zombie thread got me. Made me laugh though. How do these resurface? People search for a story such as this?

SnowRoses · 18/04/2022 00:58

Charcoal underwear can help

4 year old thread….

Hope the marriage survived the farts OP ….Grin

Boxowine · 18/04/2022 01:23

YABU. He took you to Stately Homes.

SpookySpirit · 18/04/2022 04:47

Sorry but that's funny Grin

ExplodingElephants · 18/04/2022 08:07

😆 That’s normally me! DH and I just laugh, you sound quite uptight. Are you not that keen on your DH?

h0tXberns · 18/04/2022 09:12

There might be a few zombie threads resurrecting right now because there's a thread going with links to funniest threads ever.

Sorry- I am the childish person who linked this one.

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