To sing an adapted version of Blurred Lines to my cat?

[TheCatofAthenry]

Cause she's my good girl?

She is my Cookie. My Cookie kitty.

I don't restrict my songs to Cookie. The others enjoy variants of My Humps. They are my lovely lazy lumps.

I attach a photo so as not to drip feed and you can assess my reason or unreason adequately. I welcome other suggestions and information on how else I could sing to them.

Genuinely not performance cat-servanting.

Gatekeeper, I think he's decimated the local vole population so he's back on shrews for now. I've been singing 'Shrew Operator' to him (Sade) but can't think of any more . Ruby Shrews-day?

I sing beautiful trauma by pink to my dog I change the lyrics from my drug to my dog! He loves it

Please....get a hobby. Or get laid.

One of the two

@IfyouseeRitaMoreno my cat is called Phoebe too! We sing smelly cat to her because she loves bread, but it makes her fart uncontrollably.

I love this thread.

I sing her lots of songs. I call her fooby-doo so most recently Ive been singing 'It's All About Foob' (McFly). Most of the time she sits on my shoulders as I work, so we tend to have more conversations than song-times. She has a fantastic grasp of Irish politics and knows a lot about Hollyoaks at this point... for a cat. She also always agrees with me.

Just realised I am a crazy cat lady.

Bog off K10
We all love singing to our mogs and in our horrible world it's heartwarming to read
So there

K1092902

Sing to your pussycat
Sing her a song
Sing to your pussycat
She might sing along

Go on, you know you want to!

Well I guess it would be nice, if I could rub your tummy.
I know not every kitty has got a tummy like you.
But I'd better think twice before you scratch my arms to ribbons.

PMSL I keep thinking of Bubbles from Trailer Park Boys and his 'Shed and Breakfast' for 'kitties and people that love them'.

YourVagesty I believe you are riffing on Champion the Wonder Horse. May have to add that to the Pet Hero genre.

DontCallMeBaby you are right! Thank you.