To sing an adapted version of Blurred Lines to my cat?

[TheCatofAthenry]

Cause she's my good girl?

She is my Cookie. My Cookie kitty.

I don't restrict my songs to Cookie. The others enjoy variants of My Humps. They are my lovely lazy lumps.

I attach a photo so as not to drip feed and you can assess my reason or unreason adequately. I welcome other suggestions and information on how else I could sing to them.

Genuinely not performance cat-servanting.

I used to sing to our old cat an adapted version of the Goldfinger song, including the line "he's the cat with the Golden Purr"

My lizards don't escape either. They eat crickets and locusts. In Dreadlock Holiday style they get, 'I don't like crickets, oh no, I love 'em'

Also going back to the late 90s..I had a big old jowly male lizard, he was a lovely verdant shade.. he was lucky to have Billie Piper.. 'do you have a green friend'....

and he also got Eminem, 'will the real green scaly please stand up, please stand up..''

I song the best friend song from the hangover at my cat. Adapted of course. She is not amused.

"What do kitty's dream off.
When they take a little kitty snooze."

Where’s your mumma gone, little baby cat etc
Abyssinian ( I’ll be seeing you) you in all the old familiar places.
Or appropriate words to any tune in my head.

This has made my day and made me happy. It's good to know there's like minded crazy cat people out there!

Yay, found my people and reassuring to know I may be bonkers but I am not the only one. I sing to my cat all the time, Kelis, "milkshake" is a favourite. Monster, "what's that coming over the hill" is my Dh's favourite adjusted to Queen P. We sing to the dogs too, have many tunes, one enjoys it and dances around in a circle wagging his tail. Neighbours think I am bonkers as I do it loudly in the garden.

Our cat and dog also have a song each that my dh downloaded, he dedicates it and plays to them. The cats is " these boots are made for walking" lyrically changed to paws. The dogs have a song called " running bear" and "dancing Queen" lyrically changed when sung and a dance for the Ababa tune much to said dogs delight!

My cat goes walk about for days and I sing Peter Sarstedt’s ‘where do you go to my lovely’ when she reappears.

We have a cat called Hero so he regularly gets serenaded with all manner of songs with hero in- Bonnie Tyler, Foo fighters, Julio Inglesias. He loves them all.

Unreasonable only because both songs mentioned in OP suck.

I use to sing Reunited to my cat when she would be super melodramatic about greeting me after I'd been gone for half an hour or so.

Love my siamese cat, I sing The Owl and the Pussycat to him. He will lie on my knee and purr.

I do too Werneth (that song), to my siamese tabby mix boy

I also sing about Kelis bringing all the mice-shakes to the yard

It's weird how many of the above I sing to my dog.

'The most beautiful dog in the world (he's the reason that God made a dog).'

'Seamus is a FIREEEEEWORKKKK'

Also, I sing this thing to him. I don't know what it is but it's really dramatic and goes 'SEAMUS! The WONDER DOOOOOOOG!' I know I've adapted that from somewhere but god knows where.

I sing Be Faithful to my baby.
"All the babies I can't hear ya, all the babies make noise!"

caoraich
Just for you, it's a John Shuttleworth song - I can't remember the name, but our lyrics start 'nobody likes a cat with pink lips' (has to be sung in a high, squeaky voice with a bad Sheffield accent. Our pink lipped cat purrs in delight. We love him really.

Not singing as such but when my wanderer returns I always ask him;
'pussycat pussycat where have you been?

He meows

'Have you been to London? To see the queen?'

DH and DSC now all do it too.

I sing Gangnam Style to my grumpy tabby 'Heyyyyy sexy lady.... ooh ooh Alfi-style!' She gives me this look

I sing personalised songs to my cat all the time. He obviously loves it.

I've recently been walking a dog called Kadi for a friend too, and I've started singing to her - "She's got style, she's got grace, she's got whiskers on her face, she's a Kadi.... whoooo-oooo oooh oooh ooh she's a Kadi". She doesn't seem impressed, but hey.

I sing Lola by The Kinks to my cat Lola 😂🐱 Not that she appreciates it haha!

I put him on his back in my lap and do pat a cake with his paws (I've no idea if the lyrics are correct so I made up my own based on the nursery rhyme without googling it)

"Pat a cake pat a cake baker's man
Bake me a vole pie as fast as you can
Pat it and prick it and mark it with V
And put in the oven for Mischief and me'

not like I babyfy my cat or anything

Haha alltoomuch....if I tried that with Sherlock I would be eligible for the world's first finger donation

Also I loves your Joan Jett song so I'm going to pinch that one as Sherlock loves his voles