Hot Choccy.....

[dontticklethetoad]

I know ianbu. Although maybe slightly U as I know these type of threads have been done to death.

Ive just been on Facebook for the first time in ages and the first two words I see are 'hot choccy'. I can't stand it.

That is all.

I’m okay with memories though don’t get that one

I just hate all that shit.

Day out with the little people. Making memories. #blessed #mykidsaremylife

All of it just makes my eyes roll out of my head.

In spite of all that, this thread is great. I'm shaking laughing in bed with sleeping dp

#OurBed #lovethisone #snuggles

I want a dippy egg now

Uuuuuughhhhh. YANBU. Kill it with fire.

#bestie #nightout #predrinkies #girlies

The word bestie gives me rage! Hot choccy with my bestie #lovethisoneforever #bff #nooneactuallycareslovegetalife

But on the other hand, I hate ‘gives me the rage’

Hashtags belong to trending topics on Twitter, definitely not to decribe your life in an overly twee way.

#feelingblessed is the worst one out there. As is holibobs. Amazeballs seems to have vanished into the ether thank fuck. #fam also gives me the rage.

Oops, ThisIs....apologies!

Pressed post too soon. I have more..

#famalam (makes me want to add 'A-Ding-Dong on the end!) #makingmemories #lovemylife #lovemykids #lovethisone..bubs, buba, hubba, hubster, on it goes.

I am however, guilty of the following...

Dishwish instead of dishwasher (I blame my sister for saying it first)
Teskies instead of Tesco.
Blankie instead of blanket.

Haha. I’m guilty of some of these too, especially saying ‘kids’, didn’t even know that was annoying.

I also say some stuff deliberately to wind people up like specific/Pacific, skellington, bonefire and bagminton. It just makes me laugh to say them.

ThisIsTheFirstStep I write oinkment on prescriptions just to see if the pharmacists notice!!

I am agreeing along with everything on this thread. I often feel like people are trying too hard, and I wonder why is that... I'd have much more respect if they just told it how it is.
I'd also add trainies (which is not even an abbreviation! Aargh!) And furbaby (I have cats and not children, but they are my cats) and cat mummy etc etc.

A mummy skirt?? I never got one of those bad boys when I check out of the maternity unit!

I see all your words and raise you SNUGGLES 🤢🤮

I was talking to a guy recently who I was unsure about. He was pushing to meet up and I was a reluctant. So he sent me a message that read

'I just want to see you, go for lunch, not just for snuggle time.'

SNUGGLE TIME. This man is over 35 years old do you know how unattractive it is to know he speaks like that! After my skin crawled and I was sick in my mouth I blocked him. 😂😂

This thread is so funny!

My mother in law (71) has started saying “YOLO”🙈

Also have a friend on Facebook who is always writing “tomoz”... yesterday it was “can’t wait to hang with my bestie tomoz” aaaaargh I think I might have to block her haha

One thing I've noticed that doesn't necessarily annoy me, is that people can't ask for swiss roll without saying "a bit of swiss roll." I work at a care home and every. single. resident says, "I'll have a bit of swiss roll." It's the only cake they say that phrase with! And they always say it like that: never "a slice of swiss roll" or "a piece of swiss roll" or "some swiss roll" like other cakes. Always "a bit of swiss roll."

Was it the couple next to me who waded through their enormous cream capped and flaked topped ' hot choccies' before the waitress brought over their full English breakfast??? Jeez!

eliza

Oinkment! Love it!

Furbaby is so disgusting, it just makes me think of a furry human baby.

In the context of smugness, I find "cooked from scratch" really passive-aggressive on here. It is always imbued, it seems, with an unbelievable level of smug perfection and superiority about how wonderful a human they are; when everyone else is too knackered to do anything but microwaved beans on defrosted sliced white bread toast.

@ThisIsTheFirstStep you can’t have ‘gives me the rage’ I like that one, only that one mind.

Hate it when people say Crimbo instead of Christmas and fabby instead of fabulous grrrr

I'm really not a fan of hot chocolate.

I also reserve a special loathing for people who say they are off on their "holibobs".

Nothing to do with hot choccy but may I mention 'Live, Love, Laugh'...? This also makey me saddy in my facey.

MollyHuaCha read that last as saggy in my fanny. Think I may go back to sleep for another hour.

@MollyHuaCha I know someone who has that as a tattoo...

I absolutely hate twee, infantilising language too...it makes me shudder!
I can't stand 'good boy/girl' said to children. I just think it's so patronising.
I am also intensely irritated by the term 'mummy friends/mates' and can't really work out what it means? Is the inference that you wouldn't be friends if you didn't both have children? If so, surely that's just insulting... And like someone else has said, men never have 'daddy friends'!