Hot Choccy.....

[dontticklethetoad]

I know ianbu. Although maybe slightly U as I know these type of threads have been done to death.

Ive just been on Facebook for the first time in ages and the first two words I see are 'hot choccy'. I can't stand it.

That is all.

pass I thought you meant they had ‘saggy in the fanny’ as a tattoo.

My hubby makes me a hot choccy all the time in my fave mug. He's amazeballs, I am so #blessed. Hun.

#vom

I hate "play date" , "date night" and "cupcakes" (they're fairy cakes ffs) but maybe I'm just being an old git.

And the word panties - bleurgh! just makes me think of greasy pot bellied men with combovers licking their lips.

Oh god. PANTIES is just awful

@ThisIsTheFirstStep haha now that would be one unique tattoo!

Makes me feel sick just seeing the word ‘panties’

panties never sound like they are clean to me - the word suggested they are either soiled or being fondled by a revolting fat-fingered male (whilst a female wears them)

Hot choccy with a nana sarnie - just saying

I'm loving this thread, making me laugh so much as I agree with all of these 😂
I also hate the overuse of "goals" and "squad" hashtags and can only hope the perpetrator is not even of legal age yet, bleurgh...
I get hugely irritated by my children's friends' mothers addressing me as "x's mummy" as if I don't have a name or I am nobody except for someone's mother, particularly if they have been in my house and I have taken the time and effort to feed them, chat with them and keep their kids entertained for an evening. I always remember all their names, it's not a huge effort but basic manners...😢

Panties in combination with gusset gives me the shivers.

Few more:

Squeakies for small animals such as guinea pigs.
Juice as in ‘do you want juice’ just say what sort, orange, apple, moon, rainbow?
Babygro for some reason makes me cringe.

Blankey I like must admit.

I knew a woman who wrote ‘mummy and daddy cards’ to her cats and dogs and they wrote them back on mothers and fathers days saying things like ‘have a fabby day!’

she called them her babbies and said would say things like ‘the fam.’ I really think you all would have loved her.

and would*

My MIL says she’s off to “feed the dishy” WTF

My tribe! I hate this infantilising language. Did it start with cossie and sarnie? Now it's fucking everywhere.

I've recently been reading some frugal living type forums but I've been put right off them because the other posters keep going to the "chazzer" to find bargains. Then they go off to the "lotty" to grow cheap "veggies"!

Why?? Talk like a fucking adult. It's not cute, you sound idiotic.

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There, there. It's OK now, you are amongst friends.

I do find the word gusset amusing. Although I wouldn't want to say it out loud.

I saw your thread and it took many attempts to click on it, I love hot chocolate but 'chocy' is an abomination! very relieved to see you agree.

oh my naive youth, I thought sarnie would be as bad as it would get!

#tweetwats

We had no idea, did we seafoodeatit?

Thanks dontticklethetoad. I admire you for starting this thread. I was thinking of starting a similar one last night but was afraid I'd be out of step with all of MN.

I'd just been down the ALLOTMENT which sparked the raging.

We have an allotment too, but haven't heard anyone say 'lottie'. To be fair we are the youngest by a good 20 years down there, maybe they're not trendy enough we definitely aren't

Sadly, dont tickle I get the impression that these lotty and chazzer users are, on the whole, well passed the first flush of youth.

They should know better!

Oh dear, then there really is no hope.

Slightly off topic. My Mil (who I adore, for the record), says "glory hole" in reference to her cupboard where she keeps all her random junk.

That is not a glory hole

So I call it "hot chocolala" but only in my head because it makes me chuckle and I know it's unacceptable.

I hate the unnecessary addition of "-ising". I nearly drove my car off the road a few years ago when this woman on the road kept saying "incentivising".

I have an irrational dislike of the word 'belly'.

I say obvs instead of obviously sometimes I will stop doing it after reading this thread and speak like a proper grown up.

Another one- that annoys me, do you want an easy peeler? No! Just no! Its a f*g orange