Hot Choccy.....

[dontticklethetoad]

I know ianbu. Although maybe slightly U as I know these type of threads have been done to death.

Ive just been on Facebook for the first time in ages and the first two words I see are 'hot choccy'. I can't stand it.

That is all.

"Oh...... I sat Dotty PS......."

That's it OP, get out!

You cannot start this thread then admit you say that!

😁

Oh the ‘knock knock’ people at open doors always come across abit like creepers

Agreeing with previous posters 'we're pregnant' is the absolute worst.

"Veggies" still gives me the absolute rage. XH used to say it all the fucking time : "ooh yummy veggies" and "what lovely veggies are we having?" I don't mind veg so much but veggies...Nope.

On the same theme, but nothing to do with infantilising words, is the the phrase 'All the trimmings'. I can't even articulate why I hate it so very, very much.

I once had to witness the following gripping post on Facebook as well: "Enjoying a cheeky vino with my besties as the kiddies have fun' #holibobs #fablife #makingmemories". I kid you not.

And what about drinkiepoos? I actually cannot believe the amount of grown women that say that. "Coming out for drinkiepoos tonight? " Eeer NO...I just want to brush my teeth now thanks. With bleach.🤢

Oh oh, ‘vino collapso’

@RafikiIsTheBest

You makey me sad in the face

Sorry but that made laugh. Best thing I've heard all day and will now become my goto statement when someone is annoying me.

Mine too!

Bits especially picky bits as in ‘I’ll just put some picky bits out for tea’, makes me vom.

@ThisIsTheBest

Oh yes! And 'I went to the shops to pick up some bits.'

Would you like some tommy k on your picky bits?

I just imagine really thin fingers with long nails picking bits out of a lasagne.

aw don't do that you makey me sad in my face

Absolutely amazing! I'm definitely going to use this from now on!

All the other make me want to commit murder right enough, but that one? That ones a keeper!!

Hate ‘bestie’ I mean how old are we 8?

And ‘vom’

Ooh, hot choccy with the kiddos and hubby in the holibobs! Nom nom!!

#mummygoals
#makingmemories
#famalam

I love vom though

Dippy egg

Om nom nom

Argh I'm in actual pain

"Mummy friends" =

Do these women's partners have "daddy friends"? Thought not

Hubs and bubs on holibobs with the rest of the fam, am so blessed

#livingmybestlife

[cries in disgust]

Presumably the rest have us are slow to catch on and are currently #livingmyshittestlife?

• rest OF us ffs!

Agree with loads of these. My recently-discovered hatred is for 'lashings', used in the (apparently incorrect) Enid Blyton context of 'lashings of [insert x drink]'. It just feels so try hard to me for some reason! Equally supper (though 'sups' mentioned up-thread is infinitely worse!).

Not sure what's got into me to take against either word really!

I'm surprised not one has mentioned "this one," yet, i.e "spending the night with this one." Plagues my Instagram feed. Who are they? Don't they have a name? Argh!

"Mummy friends" = angry

Do these women's partners have "daddy friends"? Thought not

Yes, quite. ‘Mummy’ anything is irritating.

I admired an acquaintance’s skirt recently and she said ‘oh yes, it’s a great mummy skirt...see? Pockets’.

I hope her DH is wearing his daddy trousers.

@CherryMaDeary ooh that image gave me the creeps

Making. Cunting. Memories.

That's made me angry writing that and I'm trying to go to sleep after a night shift.

Vom gives me the rage