Do you do this??

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I have NC due to th me delicate nature of the discussion... AIBU to think most women do this? My DH was very surprised when I told him I do.

When I use a public toilet and need to do a bottom burp I muffle the noise with toilet paper ( - basically farting into the paper before throwing it in to the bowl!).

Am I alone in this or do others do this too? I'd hate to think the poor woman next to me had to hear the noises from the next door cubicle. I hate hearing farts in a public toilet 🤢

Can't say i do no

I don't poo in public toilets so non issue for me.

Nope, can't say I've ever done that

Hahahahaha no I don't do that

A bottom burp? That’s vile? Are you 6?

Haha! This is a hilarious image. No, I have never done that.

Or referred to a fart as a bottom burp!

Bottom burp 'vile'

No OP I haven't. Heard some loud echoing bottom burps from the next cubicle though

The fuck?

Oh heaven forbid someone hear you using the toilet while they themselves are using the toilet. Does no one think of the children?

I'm with you OP, I have IBS and hate when I just need to fart. loo roll works like a mute for the fart.

Yes I often just do a pee and need to fart too. I also put paper in the toilet before I poop because I don't like it making a sound when it hits the water.

Maybe I have toilet issues

Bottom burp - does anyone remember Purple Ronnie?!

Since you ask, yes I do.
Yes it’s embarrassing, but well, better in the loo than out in public.
I’m human and I get gas.

I don’t always muffle the sound. Sometimes I do.

I call them Bottom Burps too sometimes, forgot that's where it came from! I don't muffle them with loo roll though - might try that one next time I want to let one go in a public loo! A bit like a trumpet mute I guess?

What a time to be alive.

Never done this... I do however hold everything in if I'm not alone and wait, sometimes for quite some time when people are coming in an out. It's ridiculous and I know it but I can't bear the thought of someone hearing me

I do yes 😂

Mainly at work though - I can get quite gassy and the toilets are right by the main office so I don't feel they need to hear me tooting away!

Also I call the cubical furthest away from the entrance "The Poobicle"

Not relevant but it amuses me so thought I'd share.

Oh, same for putting tissue down before a poo, but that's because my Mum always told me to to avoid splashback!

Dallia

I just flush then let rip ! Happy days !

I was under the impression that the bathroom was a free for all fart zone.

No, I’ve never done it.

I do however flush the toilet if I need to fart or do a poo, and I put toilet roll down the toilet before I do a poo.

Re weeing and farting, how on earth do you mute the noise with toilet paper without getting wet fingers? —intrigued—

I'd never even think to do this.

Why would you fart into your hand? Bleugh.
If I’m using public toilets though I do put some paper in th pan prior to doing a shit so no one hears anything and if I think it’s going to be particularly unpleasant I vacuum seal my arse to the pan and flush before I sit up in the vain hope that things don’t get too stinky.
But no, I don’t fart into my hand.