AIBU to think that the ladies are disgusting

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I’m fed up of walking into the ladies toilets into restaurants let alone bars or pubs and finding the ladies toilets littered with toilet role and what I am assuming pee! Why can’t anyone wipe or put it down the toilet/bin?!?

I reckon it was either some stupid bloke trying to pee standing up or a hoverer.

It'll have been a fucking hoverer, kidding themselves that it's cleaner. Men can piss standing up, women can't. Of all the feminist causes, that one can take a back seat (DID YOU SEE WHAT I DID THERE).

they keep shutting the toilets at my gym because of disgusting women who are flushing tampons,

Yes, THIS should be sodding illegal!

Have you got enough stories now OP? 5 pages worth for you to wade through.

I've seen threads recently where MNers declared that exercise classes were for not exercising, changing rooms were for not changing, showers were for not showering, and now where toilets are for not shitting.

I wonder how some of these people leave the house. Or are houses for not leaving?

Worst public toilets I ever set foot in were at Bognor Regis. They made the toilet in Trainspotting look positively appealing. There are some really dirty bastards out there.

Out there in general I mean, not just in Bognor Regis .

PoorYorick

I can sniff them out a mile away!

The worst one was a man who used the toilet in the baby changing room (there was a separate disabled toilet) and left the floor swimming in piss when I went in straight after him to change DS2.

I used to work in a fairly well known clothes shop and someone once left a used tampon in the changing room.

If you're homeless PoorYorick then I apologise. Obviously you need the use of a public toilet to shit in.

I used to work in a fairly well known clothes shop and someone once left a used tampon in the changing room.

I've heard about this sort of thing, and using changing cubicles as toilets, from a lot of people who have worked in clothing retail. I have to assume it must be some sort of kink because it does seem to happen alarmingly often.

Elendon, that's very noble of you.

I knew someone who pissed herself in class. She was a sixth former.

We were all concerned about her and none of us made her feel ill at ease.

The reason you get shit on the back of a toilet is because of people who climb on the seat and squat. This is not actually for cultural reasons - people who have squatted in their early years find it almost impossible to defecate in the sitting 'Western' position.

Studies have shown that it is far healthier for the body to defecate squatting. However Western Europe only tends to provide toilet seats rather than hole in the ground type toilets for squatters.

I've been in many a changing room in my time and I've never, ever been alarmed at the presence of a used tampon on the floor.

I would reckon at least two thousand times in at least four/five countries.

I've been in many a changing room in my time and I've never, ever been alarmed at the presence of a used tampon on the floor.

I can't help but notice the ambiguity there.

I went to Miller and carter last month and there was a toilet just as grim as everyone's described.
I can't understand it either. Why can't you flush?? Why can you keep your bodily fluids inside the toilet???

My old work used to have a phantom shitter who used to do it in the bin.

@thymelord. Pathetic isn’t it.

The only time I had a job cleaning toilets, I didn't notice too much difference between the actual toilets in the ladies and the men's, but it was the basins that stood out - the ladies' ones were covered in hair, water marks, soap marks, etc, as you would expect, while the men's ones were totally spotless and obviously not been used all day

God, what sort of restaurants are you going to?

slightly off the point, but ive worked in hotels when i was younger and one chinese family didnt know how to use the toilet so pissed on the towels and shit in the bin liners

I worked in a nightclub where someone wrote on the wall in ladies in their own shit 'haha can't catch me I'm the phantom shitter'

When on holiday I went into the ladies changing room to find a "very used" sanitary pad on the bench in the cubicle

I work in a university - the staff loos are fine but the student union is something to behold
So do I, except we don't have staff loos in my building, the toilets are so grim. I don't remember them being this bad when I was a student and that was only 5 years ago

Our work toilets can often be foul, shit on the floor, blood on the seats, bogeys on the wall etc.

What I can't fathom, is if I had by some accident made such a mess I would be cleaning it up in mortification not swanning out the loo leaving my mess everywhere and hoping that Jane from finance doesn't go in behind me.

Filthy bastards.