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AIBU to think that the ladies are disgusting

153 replies

Limphandshakes · 12/03/2018 19:57

I’m fed up of walking into the ladies toilets into restaurants let alone bars or pubs and finding the ladies toilets littered with toilet role and what I am assuming pee! Why can’t anyone wipe or put it down the toilet/bin?!?

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dontcallmethatyoucunt · 12/03/2018 21:49

When on hoiliday I was forced to used the public toilet in a park. There was no seat, no light, no loo roll and THE BIGGEST swollen shit sitting protruding from a sea of diarrhoea. To top it off it was about 30degrees and the place was humming. When I got back my 5 year old told me she needed the loo too. still not recovered

tinytemper66 · 12/03/2018 21:51

Girls toilets in my school can be 🤢

dogsdinnerlady · 12/03/2018 21:52

Limp...it's roll.

Greyponcho · 12/03/2018 21:52

Little kids tend to use ladies loos too... probably doesn’t help issues much.

Greyponcho · 12/03/2018 21:52

(From what I’ve seen of unsupervised kids, who’ll then go and use their hands at the buffet salad..)

RoseWhiteTips · 12/03/2018 21:53

Abroad is unbelievable. UK loos are generally civilised in comparison.

The one at the bus station in Chania Crete. Oh. My. God. Words fail.

NeedsAsockamnesty · 12/03/2018 21:53

The toilets in my local Marks and Sparks are so gross that on the last hot day we had the smell hit me from the other side of the shop and I accidentally but with great force vomited on the floor, I have never smelt anything like it before or since.

WickedLazy · 12/03/2018 21:53

I'm a cleaner, the mens loo has a phantom pisser arm, a regular who pisses in the same spot on the floor, under the urinal every night. And I have to clean it evety morning. It's sickening. Who does that? I feel like appearing one night to catch whoever it is at it, and shaming them in front of everyone. Never had period blood smeared on walls, but I worked in a boys school for a while, and often heard speriod related horror stories about the loos in various all girls schools. Worst thing about the school loos, were the amount of food wrappers left in there 😷.

Worst toilet I ever had to clean, someone had shit all over the top of the cistern, one huge log, that had half melted and dripped everywhere. I had to unscrew the seat to get it out of the cracks!

WickedLazy · 12/03/2018 21:54

*atm

Notwellbitch · 12/03/2018 21:54

I always read about how the women's toilets are so disgusting everywhere but I've never seen most of the things described here. The worst I've experienced is pee on the seat, and I've been in some dodgy pubs.

WorraLiberty · 12/03/2018 21:54

I was just thinking that GreyPoncho, about there being more kids using ladies toilets.

WickedLazy · 12/03/2018 21:55

Apologies for awful typing Blush

MIngerDynasty · 12/03/2018 21:58

Ironically it’s often the hoverers and the ones who insist on putting down paper on the loo seat who create exactly the situation where you don’t want to touch any surfaces with any part of your body, including your arse cheeks. That’s why there is wee on the seats and paper on the floor

People keep saying that as though it's fact. Hmm

When did you follow a hoverer in to the toilet, and watch them piss on a seat and leave it?

If someone is disguted by toielts they aren't likely to want to leave them gross for anyone else.

Greyponcho · 12/03/2018 21:58

pisses in the same spot under the urinal sure it’s not a leak or condensation?

Greyponcho · 12/03/2018 21:59

Don’t understand hoverers, I sit on my hands though

MIngerDynasty · 12/03/2018 22:00

Little kids tend to use ladies loos too... probably doesn’t help issues much.

Far more likely to be a little boy trying to get it in the toilet and not quite than an adult woman hovering and weeing on the seat. Pubs it's just drunk arseholes.

claraschu · 12/03/2018 22:00

I am always deeply grateful for public toilets. Thank you UK for your lovely toilets!
Women are much less revolting than men, in general, and I too have never seen blood or poo smeared around...

MIngerDynasty · 12/03/2018 22:01

Your hands! Shock WHy? My god why. Much better to have your own bum deal with bum germs than other people's bum germs on your hands.

PickAChew · 12/03/2018 22:02

I'd rather touch s less than pristine seat with my buttcheeks than my hands.

WickedLazy · 12/03/2018 22:02

I lift as much of what's left of it as I can with paper towels, or antibac wipes (trying to save the mop head as much as possible), and it's definitely pee.

MIngerDynasty · 12/03/2018 22:02

If you keep a bottle of anti back in your bag you can just wipe it down and have a shiny clean seat.

imdunkelnistgutmunkeln · 12/03/2018 22:17

Went in the ladies at Lisbon airport. Someone had left a very bloody tampon, completely uncovered, on top of the sanitary bin. Disgusting.

worstwitch18 · 12/03/2018 22:18

The logic with sitting on your hands (I don't do it) is that you will wash your hands almost immediately.

Your bum is unlikely to be washed for a while.

ginch · 12/03/2018 22:29

A friend who worked in a clothes shop said that occasionally customers used the changing cubicles as toilets. People will do just about anything if they think they won't get caught.

SenorBork · 12/03/2018 22:34

I was in the ladies in a shopping centre once and there was a woman with a little boy in one of the cubicles. When he'd finished he went to flush the toilet and she said 'don't touch that, it's dirty in here' and just walked off and left it unflushed! I felt like saying 'do you know why it's dirty? Cos of people like you!' but of course I just quietly seethed instead...

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