Active discussions

Meet the Other Phone. Only the apps you allow.

Meet the Other Phone.
Only the apps you allow.

Buy now

Please or to access all these features

Talk
AIBU?

Share your dilemmas and get honest opinions from other Mumsnetters.

Original poster

Aibu to force DP to smell my farts?

160 replies

Lovetosmell2918 · 03/03/2018 23:57

What it says on the tin really. I find it hilarious to hold his head under the blanket after I let rip. He finds it in equal parts gross and funny. And I started to wonder what mumsnet would think. Would they think I was being disrespectful or just juvenile. I like to wonder which of our couple friends do the same. He reckons none of them but I think they would say the same if us....yet we do it! The funny thing is I never thought I would ever be comfortable doing this in front of anyone else. And here I am.

OP posts:
witchofzog · 04/03/2018 00:03

I don't fart at all in front of my partner. Yet I did with my ex of a long-time. Back then I could fart on demand and he found that funny. I don't think I would go as far as holding my dp's head under a duvet while I did this, though my 19 year old step daughter does with her partner. They find it amusing too

tumblrpigeon · 04/03/2018 00:04

If you are for real you are revolting

Truthstar · 04/03/2018 00:04

Yabu.
Totally unreasonable to even ask!
Of course he should smell your farts.
Its in the marriage vows. Is he not aware of that 😁

windchimesabotage · 04/03/2018 00:05

Well im with you I find farts hilarious. My DH sort of puts up with it in a good natured manner altho I dont think he really finds it as funny as I do.
Im v immature I know... but life is too short not to laugh at farts I think!

FreeNiki · 04/03/2018 00:06

You'd get yourself kicked out of the bed and on to the floor if it was me. Literally.

Vile.

Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:07

Lol! 3 out of 4 is not bad!! I was worried I'd have far more people like tumblr screeching at me.

I absolutely think DPs should smell farts. I must remind him to put it in the vows when it comes to it.

OP posts:
Loonyluna16 · 04/03/2018 00:07

Dp does it to me daily. Takes me bloody ages too get him back. Although getting some pregnancy farts recently which have been good ammo @tumblrpigeon oh lighten up for crying out loud. Why did you even come onto the thread if you found it disgusting. It's a laugh and pretty normal stop clutching your pearls HmmConfused

HeddaGarbled · 04/03/2018 00:07

Just juvenile.

Thesmallthings · 04/03/2018 00:07

Ybu I don't find farting funny and would be turned off if you did that to me.

Thankfully mybdf is of the same thought.

liz70 · 04/03/2018 00:07

Is this what three days off school leads to?

DalekDalekDalek · 04/03/2018 00:08

Did you join MN to make this post or have you NC?

Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:08

I told dp I was going to post about this and he said not too as it was embarrassing. But now I'm reading the replies to him and he's chuckling

OP posts:
IWantMyHatBack · 04/03/2018 00:10

I do this to the kids 😂

They try and get me back and fail.

tigercub50 · 04/03/2018 00:10

We’re like a couple of kids over farting but I wouldn’t make him smell them like that & vice versa.

Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:10

I don't know why but I'm finding this hysterically funny and all the replies. I think what makes me laugh even more is that I was painfully shy about all of this when younger and never thought I'd ever be able to be this comfortable to let loose so freely. Ah well. It is what it is.

OP posts:
tumblrpigeon · 04/03/2018 00:11

This reply has been deleted

Message deleted by MNHQ. Here's a link to our Talk Guidelines.

TERFclick · 04/03/2018 00:12

If you fart you fart, to manhandle another and force them under the covers Shock is a step too far.

IWantMyHatBack · 04/03/2018 00:13

Hahaha, this thread is hilarious. I'm with you OP, but then my family is all about the fart humour

(unless it actually smells like rancid death in which case nope)

YouTheCat · 04/03/2018 00:13

This is the moment dp and I knew it was meant to be - one week in and I accidentally farted. We both fell about laughing and have been happily letting rip ever since.

I don't think I could feel comfortable (quite literally) with someone I had to hide my natural bodily functions from. Of course, my farts smell of roses and his are just disgusting though. Grin

Loonyluna16 · 04/03/2018 00:13

DP will also stand next to me in a shop and crop dust as he calls it and leave me standing in the smell. I've had looks with people thinking it was me 😂 he's now banned from being to close to me while shopping.

liz70 · 04/03/2018 00:13

Why not go the whole hog and lock him in the bathroom after you've taken a shit. Hilarious.

ferrier · 04/03/2018 00:14

I have never understood why people find it funny.

Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:17

Ugh loony my partner did that to me in habitat. that was awful as I was worried people would think it's me!

I've just remembered that the person who did this first was in actual fact my DP but now I do it all the time to him. He thinks it's immature and repetitive and truly believes it's because I'm competitive but it's not. I just find it good fun. The manhandling and forcing him under the duvet is the best bit. Like trapping my prey.

OP posts:
BlueLego · 04/03/2018 00:17

I like a good fart, and don’t really mind the smell of my own. But it’s mean and minging to force anyone else to smell them.

My dd(4) has recently started saying eww to a fart in a very teenager way, it’s very funny!.... She’s also started blaming the dog when it’s blatantly her! Also very funny!

Queenoftheblitz · 04/03/2018 00:17

We all fart so I fail to see the humour of what you do.
A fart is the actual smell of your shit. Do you take a dump in front of him too?
I bet you're a hoot at parties with your ability to make people crack up with laughter.