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Original poster

Aibu to force DP to smell my farts?

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Lovetosmell2918 · 03/03/2018 23:57

What it says on the tin really. I find it hilarious to hold his head under the blanket after I let rip. He finds it in equal parts gross and funny. And I started to wonder what mumsnet would think. Would they think I was being disrespectful or just juvenile. I like to wonder which of our couple friends do the same. He reckons none of them but I think they would say the same if us....yet we do it! The funny thing is I never thought I would ever be comfortable doing this in front of anyone else. And here I am.

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Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:17

That's really not a bad idea liz I might try that tomorrow!

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BlueLego · 04/03/2018 00:17

loony my dh does that too!

YouTheCat · 04/03/2018 00:18

Loony, my dp did that in Travelling Man. Left me next to groups of people playing tabletop games with his stench!

IWantMyHatBack · 04/03/2018 00:18

I WISH I was as humourless as you lot. At least I'd have that smug sense of superiority...

p.s. You all guff in your sleep.

Original poster
Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:19

I do queen although I find that a bit run of the mill and uninteresting so I'm excited to try out liz's suggestion. Should add some spice to my morning ablutions.

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MyKingdomForBrie · 04/03/2018 00:20

Nope, I don’t do that. The smell of natural methane is pretty bloody uncomfortable to me.

LemonysSnicket · 04/03/2018 00:22

My DP farted on my head once ... that was gross but funny.

It’s just part of living with someone who knows every detail of your grossness.

Loonyluna16 · 04/03/2018 00:22

He hides round the corner laughing his head off. Rammed him with the trolley a fair few times by accident of course

Queenoftheblitz · 04/03/2018 00:23

Lovetosmell I bet you say "I'm mad, me" a lot.
Just pure craziness in your house!

thegreatbeyond · 04/03/2018 00:24

If my husband did this I would contact the Pope and fully expect him to agree the marriage should be instantly annulled.

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Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:25

No i don't queen I'm really geeky and probably quite uncool. I would be mortified if anyone in real life knew this.

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JoJoSM2 · 04/03/2018 00:25

You actually hold his head? Sounds abusive. And vile.

MichaelFabricantsHair · 04/03/2018 00:26

That's known round these parts as a "dutch oven"
I'd never manhandle anyone into smelling any noxious gases that I may or may not emit; collateral damage if one sneaks out is fair enough, but forcing a person to smell your pungent farts is a step too far for me

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Lovetosmell2918 · 04/03/2018 00:27

Well tomorrow I shall be locking him in the bathroom Jojo. Should he LTB(itch)

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Loonyluna16 · 04/03/2018 00:28

Oh god I've heard it all now. abuse for carrying on with your dp/DH Hmm

Tippz · 04/03/2018 00:29

1/10

BitOutOfPractice · 04/03/2018 00:30

I really really don't get the hilarity about farts. I really don't.

WeAllHaveWings · 04/03/2018 00:31

We used to do the silly childish giggling over a fart, we are nearly 50 now with a teenage dc. Not quiet sure when we grew up? Probably around 40ish.

DalekDalekDalek · 04/03/2018 00:31

It get's like the bloody twilight zone around here after midnight!

MrMeSeeks · 04/03/2018 00:32

You actually hold his head? Sounds abusive. And vile.
This.
If it's true it's not funny however you seem to love the replies saying it's not...Hmm

windchimesabotage · 04/03/2018 00:34

loonyluna16 LOL I was just typing that comment as well. So ridiculous. I suppose its abusive that I threw a cup of cold water (just the water not the cup) over the shower curtain when my husband was in the shower yesterday? He shouldve deffo phoned the police on me... after hed finished bawling with laughter.

Some people are just a bit immature (like me) but if theyve all got in couples together with each other then they needent bother you need they? So be happy weve all got each other to pull stupid pranks and fart jokes on. And leave us to it!

katzensocken · 04/03/2018 00:35

Are you James Joyce in disguise, OP? (Google his letters to his lover, Nora).

Topseyt · 04/03/2018 00:36

I love a good rasping fart and a dash of toilet humour.

I've never gone so far as holding DH's head under the duvet, but each to their own I suppose.

The dog gets the blame on our house.

italiancortado · 04/03/2018 00:38

If you don't mind him doing the same to you.....

Tippz · 04/03/2018 00:39

Is this what three days off school leads to?

Why does this old chestnut always appear? Confused

You do know that the goady click-bait threads on here are NEVER school children don't you? Wink

It's bored, jobless, immature adults.

It's not abusive by the way, (to force your partner to smell your farts.)

It's just pathetic, immature, and revolting.

The OP probably eats her own bogies as well. And sticks her head above the loo after having a shit, (before she flushes,) just to have a sniff of what she has deposited in there.

I don't know what is more pathetic; the stupid and childish behaviour from the OP, or the posts from a few on here supporting her, and saying anyone who doesn't find it funny is ridiculous, and needs to get a sense of humour.

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