Aibu to force DP to smell my farts?

[Lovetosmell2918]

What it says on the tin really. I find it hilarious to hold his head under the blanket after I let rip. He finds it in equal parts gross and funny. And I started to wonder what mumsnet would think. Would they think I was being disrespectful or just juvenile. I like to wonder which of our couple friends do the same. He reckons none of them but I think they would say the same if us....yet we do it! The funny thing is I never thought I would ever be comfortable doing this in front of anyone else. And here I am.

mother please tell me how exactly I should behave in order to be feminine ?

I bet Barbara Cartland (the apex of femininity) never forced one of her beaus to smell her farts.

Think on, OP.

Or is it 'beaux'?

I think the expression is

Take it, take it, it's a gift

is used in our house

I’m obsessed with this thread. (Not in a weird fetish way!!

I never farted in front of my OH until I got pregnant. Now I’m just constantly farting so find pride in letting him know.

The weird thing is, I’ve not eaten any peperami so idk why they smell as such 🤔

@MotherofaSurvivor not feminin? You understand both males and females are born with the ability to break wind?

I suggest you find a new partner if yours wouldn’t find you attractive anymore because you farted. You’ve obviously been with or are with a pretty awful person!

@Lovetosmell2918 your life sounds amazing

Hahahah I always try to not do it in front of my husband but I have ibs and after childbirth I haven't ever been the same. He dutifully tries to pretend they haven't happened bless him.

Him, on the other hand lets rip whenever and the poor dog gets the blame (although the dog also contributes, as does my baby!!)

He can't ever trap me under the covers though, I am skilled at preventing it

I have IBS and if I left the room everytime I farted, I'd never see DH....

I wouldn't Dutch Oven him..too cruel.