He said, I know you like it like that

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AIBU to have the nark because my DP said 'I know you like it like that' in bed this morning. The thing is, I don't 'like it like that' and I immediately thought it may have been something he would have said to his ex girlfriend because she 'liked it like that'.

I know it IS unreasonable to think like this but it pissed me off.

Come on his back. See how he likes it.

? What’s to like?

Shiny your husband sounds like a knob

I’d burst out laughing if my DH said that to me! And I would definitely not be impressed with cum splattered all up my back first thing in the morning!!

Different strokes for different folks tho.

I doubt it had anything to do with his ex. Sounds like something from a cheesy porn film.

I have to ask again, how do you know how ex used to like that sort of thing? Did he tell you that?

The OP is saying she has never done this thing that her partner has just informed her she loves. The implication being that they have done this before.

She hasn't.

So she is thinking he had an ex girlfriend on his mind and got mixed up. Same as calling someone by another name.

It's pretty clear.

He came on your back and thought you'd like it? Eww... If smack him hard in the mush and tell him " I knew you'd like that"

Fucking Neathadral!

This thread made my day, so funny.

Knee him
Smack him hard in the mouth
Posters suggesting this are worse than the poster's other half.

Irnbru rest assured he was not thinking of his ex, no woman would like that. Maybe go along with it but what's to like? I think he's playing out a fantasy and has omitted to involve you. Maybe he's heard it on guysnet?

I might respond with 'Nah, but I liked it when Brian did it'

He wanted to cum on your back... yep definitely a porn thing. Surprise surprise.

Yeah, I’d say the phrase and the act are both a dull dull porno thang!

I’d be irritated too.

Yeah, I’d say both the words and the deed are ripped straight out of a dull dull porno.

I’d be irritated too, poor you!

Yes my DH's grabby, gropey behaviour is annoying, but thankfully the majority of the time he is fine. But yeah, it pisses me off, and I hate it how he sulks when I rebuff him with a 'FFS stop it!' retort. He goes off in a sulk. Only lasts 15 minutes as I ignore him, but FUCK it's annoying!

As has been said, when men do this, I think it's because they think it's a turn on, or some clumsy way to initiate sex, or a bit of male entitlement (MY wife, you know you love it!)

Sometimes I wonder if I am a miserable, cold cowbag, as it irks me MOST of the time, but I have spoken to DOZENS of women (mostly on line) who say their husband is the same, and it pisses them off too!

shiny, how long have you been married, because my DH used to be a LITTLE bit gropey, like if I was getting dressed or whatever, he'd grab a boob and cuddle for a nanosecond. But 27 years later all he grabs enthusiastically now is a sandwich and a cuppa. I think I may have finally worn him down?

That's not on OP! it's clearly not something you like so i hope you told him so. I agree with the others that it's more likely a porn thing rather than being an ex thing. You need to tell him it made you feel like a piece of meat. If he's a nice guy he'll never do it again and will be mortified.