He said, I know you like it like that

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AIBU to have the nark because my DP said 'I know you like it like that' in bed this morning. The thing is, I don't 'like it like that' and I immediately thought it may have been something he would have said to his ex girlfriend because she 'liked it like that'.

I know it IS unreasonable to think like this but it pissed me off.

So when he said 'I know you like it like that', I was annoyed because he HAS NEVER DONE THAT BEFORE.

So AIBU to be pissed off?

Yes. Tell him 'no I dont actually like it like that' or he will assume you do like it.
Whats the point in just silently being pissed off?

Nothing aggressive no! Hes a diamond guy!

Even though it doesn’t matter, I really feel like I want to know what he did.

Did you tell him he was talking shit and to not do it again?

I think you're reading too much into it. It sounds like something you'd say as a bit of standard sexy talk regardless of the 'move' in question or whether you'd done it before. If he was doing something you didn't like though it's worth making sure he knows that.

I was annoyed enough because it was snowing and had to be up early. It just took the biscuit.

Are you sure he didn't say 'I knew you'd like it like that'?

Or maybe it's a line he's heard and thought he'd try it out?

If you've been together 2 years you really need to get over worrying about his ex unless he's given you VERY good reason to think he's not over her (this isn't a good reason)

He took your biscuit?! I certainly don't like it like that!

If it's the kind of "move" Him thinking of, it's more likely come from porn rather than an ex of 2+ years suddenly cropping up.

If you don't like something, just say. Don't be pissed off, just say "No, I don't. Don't do that again".

YABU. My DH says this when doing stuff for the first time. It's just an assumption that you are enjoying it/something he's picked up from watching one too many porn films.

Obviously none of us can possibly advise you properly unless we know exactly what this "move" was

Did someone say biscuit ?

Where you objectionable to I’m eating biscuits in bed because you had to get up

Stealth weekday morning sex boast

Him .... not I’m

Stealth weekday morning sex boast

Don't boasts have to be about things that people actually want?

Tell him not us.

This is making me chuckle. You sound a bit paranoid to be honest. It was probably something he's picked up from a porn film and got caught in the moment with dirty talk. Just explain to him that you don't actually like it like that.

I was annoyed enough because it was snowing and had to be up early. It just took the biscuit.

Op can we ask what the thing he did was? If you've been together two years one might assume you've done all the things a person would want to do which just leaves the things you wouldn't want to. WHich rather changes the answers

Tell him you don't do sausages in the morning you have become a vegetarian should do the trick

It's a terrible attempt at dirty talk if that's what he was trying to do (and I think that's probably what he was trying to do). Unless he is a 70's porn star.

Has he got a burt reynolds tache and a bear skin rug?

Sounds like standard dirty talk - but it's still important to say to him that you don't like whatever it was, if you didn't like it.

It's also worth bearing in mind that one of the factors in good porn (and erotic fiction) is the idea of the person you are doing things with/to or having them do to you is enjoying it just as much as you are.

I’m with Dahlietta. I’d rather have the extra sleep.

I'd rather a stealth midweek lie in and then cuppa.

It's standard sexy time talk, have a frank discussion with your clothes on and it's a easy fix.