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I read on the web that someone asked for a new conspiracy thread...

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beluga425 · 20/02/2018 21:10

Here it is!!!

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Iwasjustabouttosaythat · 21/02/2018 01:24

LOVE the Mick Jagger one!

I typed the following for the last thread then found it closed:

Tabby, Backenette has been incredibly calm and informative throughout this whole thread. I really don’t think that comment was meant to be patronising.

Time travel is possible in theory however you need one of two things to achieve it - faster than light travel or immense gravity.

The reason you hear Brian Cox mention particles associated with time travel is that they’re tiny and some can travel at faster than light speeds in theory. There is just no way you could make something as big as a human, let alone a DeLorean (😂) move that fast. It’s just not possible.

The other way is to actually bend space-time so that two distant points meet in the middle and you jump through. The effect of gravity on time is well known, to the extent that the space station and probes need to run on seperate clocks to compensate for it. We’re talking about seconds here though. The kind of mass you would need to bend space time that much is like a black hole. Also completely out of the reach of Earth technology.

So yes, if someone can find a way to bend space time to that extent without destroying the earth, or propel a person faster than light speed without destroying the person, yes, time travel is theoretically possible. It won’t happen though.

See also ancient aliens. Space is big. Very, very big. Our nearest Star is 4 light years away. That’s 4 years spent travelling at the speed of light. Space ships carrying fleets of aliens are too big to move that fast. Based on current Earth technology that would take us about 100 years, so about 4 generations of people living in space, giving birth in space, and training the next generation to be astronauts so they can breed and die in space, but not before they train the next generation. It’s completely bizarre. Humans certainly wouldn’t be ok ethically doing that to those next generations, but then there’s the money too. No guarantee they would be able to establish a base on a planet near that star, even if one did look habitable from here.

So maybe ancient aliens learned to bend space time? Maybe! But there’s no evidence they were ever here. Pyramids are a very reliable structure. It’s really no wonder they’re found all around the world. Children playing with blocks form these structures independently early on. I don’t think a successful and established ancient civilisation would need alien advice to figure out how to build them.

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user1497863568 · 21/02/2018 04:54

OBL wasn't in a cave. He was living 800m from Pakistan's largest miltary base for years.

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beluga425 · 21/02/2018 10:42

Space ships carrying fleets of aliens are too big to move that fast
They could be very VERY small aliens!
😂😂😂😂😂😂

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strawberriesaregood · 21/02/2018 10:54

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Iwasjustabouttosaythat · 21/02/2018 11:00

^This. And Manchester city centre is so built up. There is only one spot I can think of where people might not hear you screaming and that’s not near the clubs.

Or are there no screams because he pushes them under? Surely some of these people can swim?

BeyondTerfyCassandra · 21/02/2018 11:18

Oh of course, he was flat wasn't he, not skinny Grin

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SofieMonde · 21/02/2018 11:18

About google spying.....I read about a porn star giving shaving tips in the DM, then within the hour on Youtube there was a similar video recommended freaked me out

strawberriesaregood · 21/02/2018 11:58

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Justanotherlurker · 21/02/2018 12:28

Death rates are no higher than most places with canals and a heavy drinking/nightlife culture and there are at least a dozen places who also have a rumour of a “Pusher” roaming the canals.

I'm not saying I believe it, but there has been more deaths on the canals than birmingham for example, hence why it has started to become a conspiracy of sorts.

BeyondTerfyCassandra · 21/02/2018 16:17

Kracken are solitary creatures, there's only more than one when they're baby Krackenlets...

Anyway...

imlovingangelsinstead · 21/02/2018 16:21

There was only one post about mm which really surprised me, do they get banned?

ManicUnicorn · 21/02/2018 17:04

Everyone knew Jimmy Savile was a pervert. When he was on Celebrity Big Brother people who were watching the live feed said they heard George Galloway saying about Savile 'there are things about him that won't come out until after he's dead' or words to that effect. Well he was right wasn't he?

I also remember when Gary Glitter and Jonathon King were sent to prison the News of the World had a big front page story about celebrity pedophiles with sillhoutted images and a brief description of them underneath, one was obviously Savile. The other very obviously a popular, male singer who's been around since the 50's. No prizes for guessing who.

Anyway, I'll shut up now because I don't want to be sued.

BeyondTerfyCassandra · 21/02/2018 17:05

Not banned, but often deleted. One of two possible reasons, depending on your viewpoint...

  1. parenting website focussed on supporting parents, negative posts about MMs parents are not support
  2. libel lawyers
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Notwellbitch · 21/02/2018 17:53

I was confused by the ambling one because I the director of the cartoon mentioned before was the same director?

No, the director of the cartoon mentioned is someone else, although the ambling person was involved as a producer.

Vitalogy · 21/02/2018 18:17

Stephen Hawking replaced.

louise5754 · 21/02/2018 18:31

I can't work out who these people are. Are you not writing their names because you could get in trouble?

BeyondTerfyCassandra · 21/02/2018 19:09

The post will be deleted, that’s all - Amblin director = Steven Spielberg

cista · 21/02/2018 19:38

Please don't name names or the whole thread may pop! Sad

MrsGB2225 · 21/02/2018 19:46

These threads are keeping me entertained through my many night feeds!