Oi SAHMs over here

[StealthPolarBear]

Sit there - - >
And let me give you a good kicking.
It seems to be the day for it :)

I'm an 'only-work-school-hours' mum. When do we get our kickings?
Or are we exempt as we get the worst of both worlds?
No daytime TV or shopping trips in the mornings, but home all afternoon to generate extra cleaning and the expectation that we have time to bake and craft. As opposed to shoving DS the tablet and letting him Minecraft, whilst I MN.

I’m here for a booting, to whom do I report?

I went back for work after ML with DC2, but my low-paid job with a charity absolutely miles away from home and the high cost of nursery fees meant it was almost costing us for me to work.

So I’m a SHAM now!

^^ Whoops! I meant SAHM, or do I?

passive

stealth has gone

I think she may have hurt her foot..that mrsreynolds moves fast

SAHM leeches...nice

What about us full time mums.

What?! Do I have to get dressed? I haven’t put my bra on today because I didn’t think I had to...

I'm a whole new level of evil - a sahm Mil eeek!!

I'm quite old though 😁
I've worked in the nhs
In Retail
And a school

I feel I've done my time dealing with the general public shitgibbons and quite enjoy my feckless lifestyle now

Ah - DD4 is 4 and i'm SAHM. I do paint pictures to earn a few shillings m'lud. Intend to try harder.

1ndig0 one of the posters with Emma in their username, but I can’t remember which one, there are a few.

Many years ago on mn I was on the feminist board and I got told that as a sahm I was "no better than a prostitute"

🤣🤣

I pointed out that if that was indeed the case then both dh and I were getting a bum deal...
I don't get much money and he doesn't get much sex

🤣🤣

I will not be signing in for my kicking, cos I have a series to finish watching on netflix, so am far too busy

I'm a whole new level of evil - a sahm Mil eeek!!

Oh crap, I'm one of those too

I'm a sahm of secondary school age children, so due a massive kicking, BUT I have a dog, so according to a post earlier in the week I must NEVER leave it alone

I would urge you to watch altered carbon on netflix...very blade runner esque if that's your bag

I binge watched it last week

sahm mil!!??

(Faints)

Seems to be the day for kickings on mumsnet. I'm here!!

Fintress you meant gallon of cider right? Apparently us lazy jezza kyle fans sit at home in our pjs with fags & cider

So no licking then?

Ladies.....

Has someone got a link to the SAHleech thread??

laiste

I think there is actually something wrong with you...

My favourite of all time is SAHM equals part time prostitute. Seriously. I worked out my hourly rate. I am steaming hot. Absolutely steaming. And never knew....

Mr Osipova was rather pleased with this revelation at the time, as he had a rather fruitier Wednesday evening than he might normally have hoped for. So win-win. He thanked Mumsnet