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To think this is taking the piss

122 replies

user1471432735 · 17/02/2018 12:14

DH and I have been together 18 years, married 11.

Relationship with inlaws has had its ups and downs, we are very, very different people. I think they would much prefer a quiet housewife who had babies and "let" DH live in his hometown so we could rely on PIL's for their sage wisdom and input into every piece of our life (like my SIL, basically)

Instead I'm what my PIL's call a "career woman" I work in senior management and travel quite a bit. We've never discussed it with them, but I earn about 3x what DH does and we live in major city, about three hours away and are not planning on having children. DH is very happy with this arrangement, he moved out of hometown the moment he left high school, but based on many comments and behaviour over the years, its clear that PIL think I'm forcing it all on him and preventing him from being happy.

They're also incredibly disorganized and always late. It's not uncommon for them to turn up more than an hour after the agreed time or to attempt to do all the Christmas dinner shopping at 5pm on Christmas Eve and be incredulous when there are no turkeys or puddings left. I'm very organised, potentially a little too rigid with timing and planning and the disconnect has lead to some frustrations over the years.

When I was younger I used to take it personally, but mostly I just accept that rather than being malicious and cruel they are disorganized and thoughtless.

Mostly I just go with the flow and we see them about 5 times a year, which I use ally nudge DH to organise.

The one thing that stings a little bit is that they never remember my birthday. In the 18 years we have been together, I'd guess that they've acknowledged it maybe 5 times. Once was my 21st and another was because it happened to be three days before we got married. On the other occasions it's only been due to DH orchestrating it, and I told him that although I appreciated it, it was very uncomfortable knowing that they'd been forced to call me.

I don't expect presents or a card or a fuss or even a phone call. A text of FB message would suffice, to show that they acknowledge the existence of the woman who has been with their son for almost half his life and made him (mostly happy)

Anyway, this year they forgot by birthday again. DH called them a week after and told them (again) how disappointed and hurt he is that they don't even make an effort and they murmured some weak apologies, but haven't bothered to get in touch. My birthday is early January (so they've had time since DH spoke to them)

Normally this would just be what it is, but this week DH was talking to his mum to get more info on the plans for his dads 70th early next month. We were told in November to put the date aside but have had no further info since and given their track record and the fact that we'll need to travel, book accommodation and pet sitters, we needed to know what was planned (if anything)

Turns out the party is going ahead for 50 people at the village hall. Caterers have been booked etc

But. MIL asked DH to ask me if I would make the cake.

For 50 people

For a man who hasn't spoken to me since Christmas Eve and ignored my birthday.

MIL didn't ask me, because that might be awkward, given she also hasn't spoken to me since Xmas or acknowledged my birthday and she likes to pretend something hasn't happened if she's in the wrong or might be embarrassed.

Apparently they thought it might be nice for me to do. Because wives make cakes

(Actually I do enjoy baking and have made cakes for friends, but they've asked me directly or I've offered and they treat me like I exist and remember my birthday)

DH pointed out that
A) she should ask me herself
B) while she's at it, she should maybe apologize for forgetting my birthday
C) giving someone who works 50+ hours and has three OS business trips in the next few weeks, three weeks notice to make a cake for 50 people when the party is 3 hours away from that persons kitchen, is.... a bit shit.

At this point MIL had to finish the call as something very incredibly urgent had just come up. We haven't heard back

In the interests of being the bigger person, I will make the cake, as they're my DH's parents and I don't want more awkwardness to limit their already distant relationship, because then DH would feel guilty.

But I'm allowed to think that this is slightly taking the piss, right?

OP posts:
KathyBates · 17/02/2018 12:17

Yep! No way would I be making the cake!! X

toriatoriatoria · 17/02/2018 12:17

They are taking the piss. You're a better person than me, I wouldn't bother making a cake for them (I'll tell them in advance, not let them down on the day).

OopsPardonMrsArden · 17/02/2018 12:20

Yanbu. Ok some of it seems down to general PIL flakiness but - really. Also why hasn't DH disabused them of the idea that you're forcing him to live away from them? Or has he, but they persist in believing this because it suits their mindset?

FlouncyDoves · 17/02/2018 12:20

Yeah. It is. Spit in it.

GertrudeCB · 17/02/2018 12:20

Totally taking the piss.

EllaHen · 17/02/2018 12:24

You are a better person than me. Snowball's chance in hell I'd make that cake.

Oldraver · 17/02/2018 12:25

Don't make the cake

You DH sounds brill, totally the opposite (and rightly so) from the usual shower of shite partners you hear about on MN

user1471432735 · 17/02/2018 12:26

I fantasize about spitting in it or letting my dog lick the spoon (before I start) but I'm too much of a chicken/perfectionist.

DH has had endless conversations with them, over the years, pointing out that he is very happy and they are wrong but they're very good at ignoring what doesn't fit their very narrow narrative.

They're not evil or abusive, they're mostly just selfish and inconsiderate.

Because of the distance and their absolute lack of organisation/interest we only have to deal with them a handful of times a year, which we can stomach.

I know that deep down DH feels a bit sensitive about their lack of interest and as it mostly doesn't impact our lives I'm happy to keep things as they are

He's not getting a fucking present though

OP posts:
Knittedfairies · 17/02/2018 12:27

Definitely taking the piss.

(I have a January birthday too; I think those of us born in January have almost invisible birthdays.)

Toast3 · 17/02/2018 12:29

Buy the cake...let them think you made it. Win, win
Cheeky buggers

falsepriest · 17/02/2018 12:29

You've seen The Help right? There's your cake.

Grin

Bigger person than I. No way would I be doing it.

Snowydaysarehere · 17/02/2018 12:30

In icing you could write :
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FUCKWIT
Or tell dh to order one from a shop.
No bloody at would I put effort into a cake for such a man - even to keep the peace.

KarmaStar · 17/02/2018 12:31

Festooned the cake with 13 mini birthday cards...I wonder if they will notice the significance?😊

TheGlitterFairy · 17/02/2018 12:32

YANBU. Don’t think you should make the cake nor should you be expected to regardless of forgotten birthdays and so on. Suggest a bakers to do one for the party. Much easier all round.

KarmaStar · 17/02/2018 12:34

Iced ones I mean,not real ones

Gide · 17/02/2018 12:34

Costco, all the way and tell him it’s his present as you plonk it down. Cheeky fuckers.

Chickenagain · 17/02/2018 12:34

Put as much thought into it as they do for yours. Buy the cake - make it his birthday present. If you were a cow, you could include a teeny spelling mistake in his name...
Make sure it looks shop bought and don't enter into the Professional Wife of the Year competition.
Passive Aggressive Birthday Cakes Grin wonder if there is a market for it....

stiffstink · 17/02/2018 12:34

Not really the point of the thread but will a cake that big travel for 3 hours?

Perendinate · 17/02/2018 12:35

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SundaysFunday · 17/02/2018 12:35

Their behaviour is very hurtful. You are not wrong in feeling upset and angry.

Personally I would rise above it, and pull out all the stops - amazing cake, thoughtful gift etc. to really highlight how little they care.

I'm not sure it would make an impact though, but at least you would have the moral high ground.

sirlee66 · 17/02/2018 12:35

OP, you're a bloody hero. Your DH is very lucky to have you!

In-laws can be nightmares. Yours sound very irritating and selfish.

Keep your head up. You, without a doubt, are the better person. Well done - I'm not sure I could be. You sound like an incredibly decent human being.

Chickenagain · 17/02/2018 12:35

I was thinking Waitrose special order, but Costco is brilliant 🤣

user1471432735 · 17/02/2018 12:37

Thanks all. I'd need a lot of shit to feed 50 so best stock up on laxatives and fibre.

I considered buying one but that would just give them an opening to talk about how "career women" (they say it in a special voice) just think you can buy everything and never have any time for family.

Fuck that

I know that some of the people coming will be very vocal and complimentary about me making a cake. Especially to MIL.

I'm not actually the bigger person, I'm just better at the PR.

OP posts:
Snowydaysarehere · 17/02/2018 12:38

An asda one with a really unflattering photo on??

Chickenagain · 17/02/2018 12:38

Happy Birthday PiL....

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