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...to think Max the waiter should mind his own business?

62 replies

LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:43

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43048015

Not really his place to comment on who a cumster comes into his restaurant with.

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LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:43

That was a bizarre and unexpected typo. Maybe appropriate though...

I did, of course, intend to type "customer".

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MrTrebus · 14/02/2018 14:44

CUMSTER

fucking brilliant bravo OP

Unihorn · 14/02/2018 14:45

Also just here to comment on the excellent typo!

TokyoP · 14/02/2018 14:46

Cumster GrinGrinGrinGrinGrinGrin

WaitroseCoffeeCostaCup · 14/02/2018 14:46

Best typo EVER Grin

LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:47

Should've just styled it out and claimed it was a genuine word in my part of the world. Blush

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yawning801 · 14/02/2018 14:48

Might want to start a new thread OP while we all piss ourselves over cumster Grin

Mookie81 · 14/02/2018 14:49

Max is exactly a cumster.

ChasedByBees · 14/02/2018 14:49

Cumster made me snort.

Bit yes, why the hell would he says, funny seeing you here with a different girl?!

WaitroseCoffeeCostaCup · 14/02/2018 14:49

Definitely my favourite new insult. 'You...you....cumster' GrinGrinGrin

Unihorn · 14/02/2018 14:50

I work in a restaurant and we make these sorts of comments out of earshot of our cumsters normally Grin

DSHathawayGivesMeFannyGallops · 14/02/2018 14:50

Love the typo and yes he should have done!

iklboo · 14/02/2018 14:51

Cumster is epic and is now in my work vocabulary Grin

LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:51

I have to go into a work meeting in 9 minutes. The odds that "cumster" will accidentally slip out are now very strong.

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Teufelsrad · 14/02/2018 14:53

Cum again?

norfolkenclue · 14/02/2018 14:53

I just actually snorted my natural Greek yogurt back out of my nose. I shall not be referencing your typo 😳

Bloomed · 14/02/2018 14:53

They should have used cumster in that shit advert for lube which tells women to 'win' an orgasm. 'Become a cumster!'

loveka · 14/02/2018 14:55

What a fucking cumster!

Rebeccaslicker · 14/02/2018 14:55

Also cannot stop laughing over cumster. I think I love your phone, OP.

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 14/02/2018 14:56

No, he should not cumment in it.

Whatshallidonowpeople · 14/02/2018 14:56

I'd have complained to head office and got the cumster fired

ChardonnaysPrettySister · 14/02/2018 14:56

Ahem, on it.

LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:56

He certainly doesn't deserve a cumendation at his next review.

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MichaelBendfaster · 14/02/2018 15:01
Grin
yawning801 · 14/02/2018 15:03

Oh cum on, guys! Little bit of maturity never hurt anyone! Tee hee...