...to think Max the waiter should mind his own business?

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Not really his place to comment on who a cumster comes into his restaurant with.

That was a bizarre and unexpected typo. Maybe appropriate though...

I did, of course, intend to type "customer".

CUMSTER

fucking brilliant bravo OP

Also just here to comment on the excellent typo!

Cumster

Best typo EVER

Should've just styled it out and claimed it was a genuine word in my part of the world.

Might want to start a new thread OP while we all piss ourselves over cumster

Max is exactly a cumster.

Cumster made me snort.

Bit yes, why the hell would he says, funny seeing you here with a different girl?!

Definitely my favourite new insult. 'You...you....cumster'

I work in a restaurant and we make these sorts of comments out of earshot of our cumsters normally

Love the typo and yes he should have done!

Cumster is epic and is now in my work vocabulary

I have to go into a work meeting in 9 minutes. The odds that "cumster" will accidentally slip out are now very strong.

Cum again?

I just actually snorted my natural Greek yogurt back out of my nose. I shall not be referencing your typo 😳

They should have used cumster in that shit advert for lube which tells women to 'win' an orgasm. 'Become a cumster!'

What a fucking cumster!

Also cannot stop laughing over cumster. I think I love your phone, OP.

No, he should not cumment in it.

I'd have complained to head office and got the cumster fired

Ahem, on it.

He certainly doesn't deserve a cumendation at his next review.

Oh cum on, guys! Little bit of maturity never hurt anyone! Tee hee...