...to think Max the waiter should mind his own business?

[LostInShoebiz]

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43048015

Not really his place to comment on who a cumster comes into his restaurant with.

I'd make a formal cumplaint op

Oh don't worry, I will make quite the cumotion.

Ah yes there was a link. I shall read that now.

Max told us a lot of couples who go to his pizza restaurant on Valentine's Day are on their first ever date

Seriously???! I don't actually celebrate Valentine's Day (well, DH refuses to, so I don't have much choice) but if I did, I'd be less than impressed with Pizza Hut for a first date!

I'd bite someone's hand off if they offered to take me to Pizza Hut tonight. I am on a diet though.

Yo cumster wherrya at

Da Hut is callin yo name sista

😂😂

Yes Brian is the hull based yoni masseuse and I think we already knew he was a cumster!

Right

Max was a plonker

And the man he served was literally a cumster

So that's excellent

You're supposed to make those comments out of earshot of cumsters then have a laugh in the kitchen about it!