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Original poster

...to think Max the waiter should mind his own business?

62 replies

LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 14:43

www.bbc.co.uk/news/newsbeat-43048015

Not really his place to comment on who a cumster comes into his restaurant with.

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ChardonnaysPrettySister · 14/02/2018 15:04

That ad about “winning” an orgasm is so awkward.

WTF?

Travis1 · 14/02/2018 15:08

He works in fucking pizza hut!!!!! Maz is definitely a cumster of epic proportions

FridgeCut · 14/02/2018 15:10

I just have an image of a hamster that needs a kleenex, my brian is broken.

SapphireChickenLover · 14/02/2018 15:21

I think the middle aged customers in Pizza Hut are my sister and her boyfriend, though I’m not sure she would go into a Pizza Hut 😀😂

InsomniacAnonymous · 14/02/2018 15:23

"my brian is broken"

Your brian is sick!

Original poster
LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 15:23

I'm sure anyone would go to Pizza Hut for the chance to be a valued cumster!

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Kittypillar · 14/02/2018 15:24

Didn't get any further than the typo but lord was it funny Grin Grin Grin happy valentine's one and all!

MichaelBendfaster · 14/02/2018 15:34

my brian is broken.

The thread that keeps on giving Grin

UpstartCrow · 14/02/2018 15:35

Dates on Valentine's Day can be a bit awkward can't they?

Gosh yes lets talk about that oh.

GladAllOver · 14/02/2018 15:37

I hope you all realise that if you have typed 'cumster' in your posts, your spellchecker will have saved it as a valid word.
Just be careful it doesn't get pasted into a serious email in future!

mimibunz · 14/02/2018 15:40

Personally, I like a cumster.

ThePants999 · 14/02/2018 15:43

Sadly it sounds like shorthand for "cum dumpster"...

NeganLovesLucille · 14/02/2018 15:53

I haven't even looked at the link to find out what the thread is actually about! Cumster is the new insult for MN. When you hear people IRL saying it we will know where it came from.

Well done OP!

Birdsgottafly · 14/02/2018 15:53

Travis1 what's wrong with working for Pizza Hut?

Yes, my DD works for them. I was looking at a Court Usher job and my DD earns more than it pays at 20. They pay a living wage at her branch.

Judashascomeintosomemoney · 14/02/2018 16:09

Oh dear god, I already had tears running down my cheeks at cumster, but my DH is called Brian and I now don’t think I can go on......I can barely breath between silent snorts and tears, thank you everyone, who knew Wednesday afternoons could be so good?

PuppyMonkey · 14/02/2018 16:30

#cumster is trending on Twitter as we speak (it isn't). Grin

ChikiTIKI · 14/02/2018 16:33

This made me laugh, cry and dribble a bit!

Fletchasaurus · 14/02/2018 16:42

Agh.... laughing at work!!

1sttimeunicorn · 14/02/2018 16:43

Cumster!

Dagnabit · 14/02/2018 16:45

Who's Brian? bet he's a cumster

IntoTheFloodAgain · 14/02/2018 16:48

This is the best AIBU I have ever read

Bambamber · 14/02/2018 16:50

This is the first time I've ever read something on here that's literally made me chuckle Grin

SundaysFunday · 14/02/2018 16:51

Cumster

Original poster
LostInShoebiz · 14/02/2018 16:54

Much to my cumsternation, I did not say the word in my meeting.

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MorningsEleven · 14/02/2018 16:57

Is Brian not the cumster yoni masseur from Hull?

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