Are my neighbours tits?

[corrianderisthedevil]

I could bore you with a huge back catalogue of all the titish things our neighbours have said/done/complained about over the years but I'll spare you the tedium.

What I'd like to know is how much this would annoy you.....

Every evening mr tit goes out and comes back home between around 10.30-11pm.
He pulls up on the drive (our driveways adjoin) and beeps his horn in order for Mrs tit to come out and open the garage for him.

He only beeps once but we live on an incredibly quiet road so it feels very loud and intrusive at that time of night.

My DH and I used to just give each other the look whenever it happened but now it's become such a nightly ritual that it enrages me so much that I've lost all perspective of things.

I have 3 small children at home and this beeping hasn't woken them up so I guess you could ask what my problem is. It just seems like a wholly obnoxious and inconsiderate thing to do, or AIBU?!

Wankstain ive been half tempted in the past to print off said laws and shove it up their arseholes post it through their letterbox. However I think that might be entering the realms of their petty titishness

Ooh cross post wankstain

Isn’t it illegal to honk your horn anyway unless it’s a safety/emergency situation, according to the Highway Code.

Possibly a prison sentence

Oh, and yes, your neighbour is a tit.

So, are you actually going to say something then?

You’ll sometime find one tit is a bigger tit than the other (my sister has this problem and it’s a bugger finding bras to fit), can you approach the small tit and see how responsive it is to a bit of gentle persuasion?

Alternatively egging sounds good to me!

Royal no probably not. I'll just keep getting so enraged every evening that I'll burst a couple of eyeball bloodvessels. C'est la vie

"They are quite possibly the most inconsiderate cunts I've ever met" God that made me properly laugh out loud!

WeAll I honestly don't know which is the small tit. They even look like each other

I'd go out five minutes before he gets home and beep your horn so his wife comes out. Do this on different nights so she has to keep coming out unnecessarily. Do it several times in an evening.

Change the name of your wifi to say Stop-beeping-yer-horn-at-night :D

Dancing that is genius. Why didn't I think of that

I'd be polite, explain it's waking the kids and ask him to buy his wife one of those push button remote doorbells and he can just press it when he comes home to summon her.

Or better - go online and search 'electric garage door suppliers' for the town you are in. Complete as many contact details as you can/ask to be contacted - but with his information......!

Dancing you are an evil genius! mwahaha

Go out and get in the back of his car next time. When he queries it, say 'I heard the beep and thought you were my taxi'.

My friends lived near horn tit

Maybe even th same ones.

Unfortunately for horn tit my friend house was a HMO full of students. All with cars, all with friends with cars, All,who bibbed EVERY time they passed the house. Drove mrs tit mad scuttling out to open the garage door to find out it wasn’t mr Tit.

The Tits crumbled in the end.

This all sounds v familiar, I feel like Mr and Mrs Tit may live opposite me (of course it's more likely that most streets have a Tit family) almost exactly the same thing happens here! Mr Tit on my street constantly comes and goes throughout the day and night and I genuinely wonder if he ever sleeps. No helpful advice as we seem to be in the same street boat, sorry!

When the tits met their match of bigger tits eh jeden

toad that made me lol!!

I'll swap you. Mine have had their visitors either using my parking space (clearly labelled from day 1) or blocking me in my parking space on and off for ELEVEN YEARS
There is free, on street, no restrictions parking less than 25 strides away (I counted the steps when I walked it)

In my area, the bins are collected on a Wednesday morning and absolutely everyone on my road will put their bins out at their gates by Tuesday night, all that is except my NDNs who insist on putting them out at 6 am on the Wednesday before they go to work. Not too bad in winter as my windows are closed but very annoying in summer when I sleep with the bedroom window open and I hear them rattling the bins wheeling them up the path. I get my own back by chucking stuff in my recycling bin when I know they are asleep (they go to bed early because of their early morning starts). Glass bottles are particularly satisfying as they make plenty of noise!

Oh yes my neighbours are bin tits too.

I’ve just watched Two Doors Down and now read this thread. Two good laughs in one night! Comedy is alive and well.

Are they bearded tits or a blue tits?