Are my neighbours tits?

[corrianderisthedevil]

I could bore you with a huge back catalogue of all the titish things our neighbours have said/done/complained about over the years but I'll spare you the tedium.

What I'd like to know is how much this would annoy you.....

Every evening mr tit goes out and comes back home between around 10.30-11pm.
He pulls up on the drive (our driveways adjoin) and beeps his horn in order for Mrs tit to come out and open the garage for him.

He only beeps once but we live on an incredibly quiet road so it feels very loud and intrusive at that time of night.

My DH and I used to just give each other the look whenever it happened but now it's become such a nightly ritual that it enrages me so much that I've lost all perspective of things.

I have 3 small children at home and this beeping hasn't woken them up so I guess you could ask what my problem is. It just seems like a wholly obnoxious and inconsiderate thing to do, or AIBU?!

Could you get/make a million fliers for automatic garage doors and post one/ten through their letter box every hour (I hate junk mail!)

I live next door to students so I feel your pain at irrational anger, this year we have screamers

You and the neighbors are birds of a feather. They are unpleasant beeping the horn and you are ageist.

*neighbours

Yes they are tits

I have an old tit who lives opposite, her old tit friend often comes racing past blaring her horn, turns round at the bottom of the street and then races back beeping again (even though old tit neighbour stands waiting for her so there is no need for the horn.) It drives me crazy despite not actually affecting me at all.

No Empress, I don’t think OP is saying that. It’s light hearted banter....

You need an air horn OP to answer him back. Preferably from behind a bush so it scares the crap out of him.

Absolutely not - just building up a picture of their lifestyle. I.e perhaps not aware of the fact the might be sleeping people/children. I in fact have the same occupation as Mrs tit. A professional AND a mother. Jesus

I have two old tits.

Shockers me too

He's a lazy tit for not getting out the car and opening the garage door himself. My neighbours are inconsiderate cunts too so I understand perfectly. Sometimes I lie awake at night planning their untimely demise. Makes me feel marginally better.

Mr Tit could get out of the car and open the garage door himself! I pity Mrs Tit!

X post metalmum

I think there are lots of people who just don’t ever think about how their actions may impact on other people. I have neighbours (a shared house of “young professionals”!) who come and go at all different hours and one of them slams the door so hard that my whole house shakes...

Mrs tit does it too. They seem to take it turns to go out to tit club each night

Mrs Tit is enabling Mr Tit

deffo tits.

When he beeps his horn lean out of the window and shout 'Horn Tit' at the top of your voice. Every time. Until he stops.

Our neighbours are Mum and 2 kids - one is about 21 and the other about 19.

Every time anyone gets picked ups their visitor will pull up and beep their car horn. They must have been told to do it, such is the frequency. DH and I are tempted to leave our house to physically knock the neighbour’s door in the hope it shows them how fucking unreasonable it is.

I think you need to bring in some behaviourist theory. Stand outside waiting and when he does it throw an egg at his windscreen (pref driver’s side). Do it every night. Bet you won’t get through a dozen before he stops.

rosa 😆 Mrs Tit is probably running round getting his pipe and slippers too

That's it! Egg the bastards! Brilliant

Even better if you can do it inconspicuously.

It is illegal to use the horn:

If The vehicle is stationary

Or between 11.30pm and 7am in a built-up area

The PP saying shout "horn tit" made me think of the Inbetweeners and "bus wanker".

HORN WANKER!!!!

Bizarrely enough it's actually illegal to use your horn if you're not moving in traffic or warning someone of your presence who may not have seen you. Draft a fake official letter warning him that people have complained and if he continues there'll be a hefty fine and possibly a prison sentence. Might shut him up for a while. ...