To ask my boyfriend not to talk to me when DTD?

[6079SmithW]

I get that it's probably all part of the experience for him, and I in no way want to curtail his enjoyment. A few odd words/phrases here or there I actually quite like too, but it is becoming almost a running commentary! AIBU to tell him to shut up?

What - thats just odd. Talking about random stuff? That would put me off.

HarrietSmith - Norwich sketch is still making me laugh!

'The pedestrianisation of Norwich' is the new penis beaker...

In fairness, it's much funnier than Penis Beaker, which never quite lived up to its own hype, even when you were on the original thread...

I can entirely imagine the adult Adrian Mole talking about the pedestrianisation of Norwich while DTD, as a change from the future of the Norwegian leather industry.

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Oh god this is so funny. When my dp tried this when we first got together, at the cup of tea after point I just said outright ‘sweetheart I love you, but if you tell me one more time while I’m fucking you to fuck you, I’m going to shove something somewhere unexpected because I’ll assume that’s what you want.’
He’s never said a word since. He knows where I keep my toys and I’m not afraid to use them.

I've been considering it for some time ...

I would rather he did talk about the pedestrianisation of Norwich. Who doesn't enjoy a thorough appraisal of city planning?

It would be easier to ignore. It was also have the advantage of keeping him much calmer and I suspect we would hit new personal bests for duration

Ellen I was hoping to not have to scare him in to silence lol!

*Fuck me! Fuck that cock! Fuck me 6079! Fuck me!

All the while I'm thinking 'I AM fucking you!*

😂😂😂😂

I didn’t look at your username to begin with and thought why is he shouting out numbers.

6079 to be fair, me and my dp laugh about everything, we’ve since had a chat about it (at the time he didn’t know whether to laugh or be scared lol) and happily we know what works and what is a turn off. I can have some talking, encouragement that what he’s doing is really working or gentle discouraging ‘do x here...’ and he’s the same. But I can’t have the fuck me fuck me conversation again. It was embarrassing for both of us!

I'm sorry for your problems op...

Can anyone link to the pedestrianisation of Norwich thread please?

Wasn't this just in the Sunday Times? The thing about millennials and the expansion of porn. A running commentary and anal sex are de rigeur .( although anal sex was "the thing" back in the early 90's too if I remember rightly).

I didn't know it had been a thread. I just know it off Alan Partridge.

You can only get to the dizzy heights of talk about the pedestrianisation of Norwich centre after you've been to the mandatory owl sanctuary date.

I think I’d rather discuss the pedestrianisation of Norwich than listen to a ‘fuck me. Fuck me, fuck me’ too, OP.

Wait, what?! Norwich has been pedestrianised?! Well, that’s put me right off sex now.

Interesting Brimfire. He is a little younger than me so maybe he thinks that's what women want to hear?

Also it's a fairly new relationship (around six months now). I was hoping to avoid critiquing his sexual performance but I think I'm going to have to put my big girl pants on (or rather seductively slip them off) and just tell him I don't like it.

Either that or book that date at the owl sanctuary Crowe

I always thought DTD was doing the dirty.. have done since i was first on babycentre 14 years ago

I like a wee teeny bit of dirty talk but a full in commentary is just too much. X

If he is talking about Norwich, maybe he does not cut the mustard as far as the OP is concerned. If he chirps like a Canary, then you should be worried.

So an update ...

The 'Fuck me! Fuck me!' has stopped, but seems to have been replaced by a monologue on the merits of my fanjo (Think 'What a great/tight/wet pussy!' type of chat).

Am I supposed to thank him for these 'compliments'? Or reciprocate (What a great/big/hard cock!') I'd just like a bit of peace and quiet tbh. I don't want to be perpetually moaning (and not in a good way) at him though.

@Mellodrama how does your DP phrase things in a way that you enjoy it?

Ask him if he likes you to moan during sex, and if he says yes you could start on the downside of the pedestrianisation of Norwich?

This thread his hilarious.

'Fuck that cock!'
'Which one?'

That should do it...