To ask my boyfriend not to talk to me when DTD?

[6079SmithW]

I get that it's probably all part of the experience for him, and I in no way want to curtail his enjoyment. A few odd words/phrases here or there I actually quite like too, but it is becoming almost a running commentary! AIBU to tell him to shut up?

@user1471517900

I just nearly spat out my tea - funniest thing I've read today!

For some reason this reminds me of Meatloaf. (The band.)

Oh dear, I can't stand dirty talk. My ex tried it once and lost confidence part way through so it lost its impact, then he tried to pull it back but called me a demeaning name which offended me... it just fell apart from there

Lights off, lie back and think of the flag - job done

think of the flag

The flagging what?

I think we need an example of what's being said......

Haha DP and I tend to be quite chatty though he's the most talkative.
I sometimes start taking the piss by becoming a sports commentator type on the 'action'
Or we occasionally come out with MNisms like pirate sex......Aaarrr!
Or the classic 'drink of my fountain'

DH tends to start saying things like, "What I'd REALLY like to do, one day, is to..."

Please. Just shut up and enjoy what we're doing right now.

Ooh I love dirty talk.

Silent sex is boring.

I remember once my ex saying (while dtd)

" I wanna make you feel so good about yourself...I wanna take you to new heights...."

[vom]

Ooh no. I like a bit of dirty talk now and then, especially when it's unexpected, but I couldn't stand the whole thing being NARRATED. I'm imagining "I'm putting my penis in you now, do you like it? I like it, it feels nice. Now I am moving it in and out slowly, I like that too" etc

My other half uses DTD as "down the dump", was most confused for a few posts

I like a bit of chat but not too much. My DH likes to say next time ...blah... I just say shut up but s little bit of dirty talk

Lol at User/Milton

I should have been more clear - the talk is related to whatever we are doing at the time so not inappropriate but I just find it really off putting.

I think it's because I feel like I have to stop what I'm doing and concentrate whenever anyone speaks to me? Super glad to see it's not just me though!

I do try to gently shut him up by kissing but my face is not always near his iyswim

BigBrown

If your face isn't, erm, near his, there are still....options.

It's not like that BigBrown but I have had that before with a previous partner (the relationship didn't last very long!)

It's much more concise/dirty but it's just pretty constant -
eg Fuck me! Fuck that cock! Fuck me 6079! Fuck me!

All the while I'm thinking 'I AM fucking you! whist trying to ignore him and enjoy myself

Does he ask what you think about the pedestrianisation of Norwich?

Get the vibrator out and ask him where he wants to be fucked

Stop bigging up the pedestrianisation of Norwich, people! You can still drive down Exchange Street. Admittedly Westlegate is annoying, but those new disabled spaces outside John Lewis are handy.

Milton 😅

Is this Norwich in the Alan Bennett sense.

Trashboat I am laughing so hard

But seriously OP this would put me off if it was a constant commentary. I don't mind dirty talk, but not for the entire session!

MyPants Today, Westlegate, tomorrow Surrey Street! We will be fucked!

user1471517900
What's he saying? Like some sort of sports commentary?

"Jason looks like he's tiring....but what's this? He's found a new angle. Unbelievable Jeff!"

Hahahahahah - best post of the day