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Should I leave immediately?

181 replies

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 13:38

Staying with a friend this weekend. Not only does she have a toilet brush in the toilet, but she had no bathroom bin and makes me take my shoes off at the door.
Should I leave immediately?

OP posts:
Lichtie · 27/01/2018 13:40

Or.... You could say thanks for letting you stay and realise everyone is different

GreatDuckCookery6211 · 27/01/2018 13:41

I think the OP was joking 🙃

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 13:41

Grin Do I really have to put lighthearted in the title?

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Squeegle · 27/01/2018 13:42

Looks like it Wink

Finola1step · 27/01/2018 13:42

But does she have a pineapple in her fruit bowl?

x2boys · 27/01/2018 13:43

Does she also use (gasp) bleach?

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 13:43

She doesn't even have a fruit bowl.

OP posts:
70isaLimitNotaTarget · 27/01/2018 13:44

Has she got those little willow hearts everywhere
And pebbles'n'twiggy shit?
Calm Down and Eat Cake pictures?

Does she use the cutting board as a plate Shock

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 27/01/2018 13:46

At least you're not at my DParents' house , DMum used to have 240 clocks I shit you NOT

x2boys · 27/01/2018 13:46

Does she cook from scratch? If she doesn't you really can't eat there .

skippykips · 27/01/2018 13:52

I may get flamed here but I have no clue as to why a toilet brush is bad. I also bleach mine after each use. (Bad bad lady)
But no bathroom bin...run OP run! Run like the wind!

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 13:52

No 70isalimit she does not.
And she does not cook from scratch, she has bought a ready meal from Cook for our tea.

OP posts:
MollyHuaCha · 27/01/2018 13:55

What's her reaction when you ask for a beaker of water to keep on your bedside table?

MavisPike · 27/01/2018 13:55

how does she stand on the use of zoflora ?
only then can I judge

recklessgran · 27/01/2018 13:56

But has she got a biscuit tin ? Does she have a penis beaker?
These things are VERY important OP.

Finola1step · 27/01/2018 13:56

No fruit bowl? She has a loo brush but no show pineapple. And shoes off. If it wasn't for the bathroom bin, I would have thought you had wandered into my house.

SchadenfreudePersonified · 27/01/2018 13:57

WHAT?! Is she on glue?

I would ring 101 and get it logged before you cancel the cheque.

Where is Miss Jolly when you need her?

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 13:57

Bloody hell, I am NOT asking if she has a penis beaker

OP posts:
viques · 27/01/2018 14:00

If you haven't brought a secret stash of naice ham and Pom bears in your overnight bag then frankly my dear, you deserve all you are getting.

MrsExpo · 27/01/2018 14:02

Please don't tell us you've inspected your room and discovered ... word art on the walls .....

70isaLimitNotaTarget · 27/01/2018 14:02

Before you do anything else, find the milkshake machine and recalibrate it Wink

Guavaf1sh · 27/01/2018 14:03

You didn’t include a diagram. YABU just for that

punicorn · 27/01/2018 14:03

We're going to need a diagram of some description before we can make a rational and well-judged opinion......

gobbin · 27/01/2018 14:06

😂 Love MN.
Even DH now says ‘sparkly twigs n shit’ if such is spotted in Wilko or similar.

crunchymint · 27/01/2018 14:07

She uses bleach, haven't seen any zoflora, and she has word art on the wall.

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