Should I leave immediately?

[crunchymint]

Staying with a friend this weekend. Not only does she have a toilet brush in the toilet, but she had no bathroom bin and makes me take my shoes off at the door.
Should I leave immediately?

She is a CF. Why has she installed French doors in her listed building onto the neighbours garden? Must have. CFN. Glad you’re home.

What's a penis beaker???

Is she a mooncupper? That would sway it for me.

cats Does she keep bags in the fly space?
Best thread ever!

Does she hog the fly Seat?

Has she got BATH spelt out in sparkley letters in case of confusion? Likewise..COOK EAT etc?

Did she attempt to get you to engage in te noihydc?? I'd never do that at a friend's house!!

Does she have a stunt Kath Kidston tea towel hanging on the aga, whilst drying up (no dishwasher ?) with a tatty one from a Devon beauty spot ?

Don't worry read the link on page 2.... where's the vomit emoji?????

It's when she narrows her eyes and asks "Did you mean to be so rude?" that you need to be afraid - very afraid.

Is it hygge or Lagom there?

If not dump all her dirty dishes on her bed along with some of her dog pooh and LTB.

You do realise she's probably only asked you to stay because she is buttering you up before not inviting you to the wedding but asking you to decorate the reception venue for her.

She probably showers only once a day... minging. She probably also puts pics on her FB with her DCs captioned #soblessed and #making memories. Boak.

But you shouldn't judge her. She might have depression. Advise her to pop down to the GP first thing Monday. Or see a solicitor asap to get all her ducks in a row. You must be absolutely FUMING with it all.

If all else fails, go NC with the CF.

Bet she uses soap on her fanny too

For God's sake don't go to A and E! it's not an emergency. Go to your local walk in centre or call 111.

Does she bidet or not bidet? Left or right?

This thread is absolute gold!!!! Just woke the feeding baby laughing at it!!!!!

Did you ask for the poo knife?

Well there's only one thing for it OP - you'll have to call the police and log it with 101.

What's a poo knife? I must have missed that one.

If she has a row of four wooden letters spelling L O V E then leave now and don't look back!

If you did, by some misfortune, have these, you could add an H and have H O V E L.

Are there odd socks under the bed, with white crusty stuff inside?

No to all three. They should all be banned 😂😂😂

Hope she didn't insist on you using a mooncup.

She doesn't drink?????? WTAF?Run for your life!!!!!