Should I leave immediately?

[crunchymint]

Staying with a friend this weekend. Not only does she have a toilet brush in the toilet, but she had no bathroom bin and makes me take my shoes off at the door.
Should I leave immediately?

StrangeLookingParasite
She could alway appropriate the H from B A T H.

Does she put the apostrophe in the right place? Always?

Please nobody explain poo knife. I need to live the rest of my life not knowing.

Having a truly rubbish day and you guys have really made me giggle! 😂

Definitely leave immediately. Sounds horrendous 🤣🤣🤣

Mmmmmm lovely zoflora, only the cinnamon one mind, not the spring burst one.

Does her DH have a mysterious hobby? A very expensive one that takes him away all day one weekend and sometimes the whole weekend?

Where does she stand on PIL having a key to her home?

Does she answer her doorbell when someone rings it?

Are her walls Farrow & Ball grey?

Is she an ironer or a non-ironer?

Does she have a cleaner?

Does she put her Christmas tree up as soon as Halloween is over and in fact still has it up now or does she put it up for 15 seconds on Christmas Day afternoon and rip it down as soon as the Queen's Speech is over?

I think you should complain to the school.

How does she split restaurant bills? Particularly given she does not drink?

What's her stance on P&C parking? A basic human right? Or pandering to snowflakes?

She could alway appropriate the H from B A T H.

Perfect! Then you could have T H A H O V E L

All the wrong things together!

Has she ever said "no is a complete sentence" or "fuck off to the far side of fuck"? Or "eleventy-billion" or "passive-aggressive"??

OP, I do hope at least that when she made you take off your shoes, she directed you to a wicker basket full of "artisanal slippers".

If there is no bin in the bathroom where do I put my used dental floss? How does one clean the loo without a brush? Awaiting enlightenment from the MN collective.

If no bin then where do guests put their used towels/tampons? (She may well be a MC user but she can't possibly assume all her other female friends and relations are!)

Are her builders allowed to use her bog OP? What if they want a brew? Are they expected to drink out of tin cans or would she buy some cheapo mugs from Wilko and then Zoflora them in the evening before the builders return. So so many questions! What about Maui? Have her builders ever been to Maui do you think? Have the builders put their skip on the NDN's drive? Is the neighbour the only one that is paying a service charge? Is she elderly and Korean and has she put a human skull in the dishwasher and totally disintegrated it before shutting in another neighbours cat just for spite Aaarggghhhhh.....

If she answers every question with "So...." then you have my permission to slap her.

Does she poo in the downstairs toilet? shudder 🤢

Is the bog brush actually in the bog? Or just beside it?
Trying to figure out who is the biggest turd? 😝

Any sign of pooh crumbs?

Definitely leave. In fact, I hope you're home already.

Sounds abysmal OP. Why are you even friends with her?!

I'm just hoping for your sake your friend doesn't do the T-Rex in asda! Because I'm afraid that would just be the straw that broke the camel's back for me!

Is she a banana boiler?

Please let the answer be no! 🍌

Has she shown you the video of Maui yet? If yes, leave NOW!

Has anyone mentioned spider willies yet? Because that's a red flag right there...