Should I leave immediately?

[crunchymint]

Staying with a friend this weekend. Not only does she have a toilet brush in the toilet, but she had no bathroom bin and makes me take my shoes off at the door.
Should I leave immediately?

Ive got friends staying this weekend. Ive bought a pineapple, full size melon and 4 pomegranates for the fruit bowl.

Ive also lit the candles in the bathroom which have never been used in the 4 years theyve been decorating my basin.

I know....

Run. Run for the hills. Don't look back just keep running.

Please say you haven't actually used the show Molten Brown handwash and fluffy white towels in the downstairs loo OP?

Are you not supposed to use them then?

Is there loads of and ? If not, then just make your excuses and leave.

Oh God, I know I am going to regret asking this but what is a penis beaker?

Has she got a faux washing up station OP - this is quite a good way of judging......
[It needs to be a really POSH tray with beautiful washing up liquid, a brand new washing up brush and numerous brilliant white and elegantly folded cloths?]

You are definitely going to regret asking that so don't! :D

I want to know whether your friend hangs her loo roll the right way round though - if not, you should definitely consider leaving.

No she doesn't reckless. Is it bad though that now you have described it, I want one?

If she does cook, you need to make sure its a chicken and that it will make enough meals to last until this time next year.

Penis beaker?
Read all about it! [Essential for Saturday nights OP!]
www.telegraph.co.uk/women/mother-tongue/10367709/Mumsnet-creaks-under-the-strain-of-penis-beaker.html

Is she Mrs Brown?

Need to know why bleach is bad.

Also if I need a bathroom bin? (I've seen a lovely Chanel one on here if so.)

For the sake of my sanity please turn the loo round

*loo roll even! LMAO myself at turning the loo round

How about crushed velvet sofas?? This is very important. Are there any crushed velvet sofas?

Nothing wrong about the bleach. As long as it's hidden in a cupboard/cabinet. But you don't need a bathroom bin, unless it's a naice one.

Presumably you’ve parked outside her neighbour’s house so you can make a quick getaway. Diagram please?

Does she wash the bath mat in with the towels?

If its Bayliss&Harding decanted into the Molton Brown bottles then you're ok to use it .

i need to know what's wrong with bleach?

Does she keep bags in the fly space ?

Well she's unreasonable for buying A ready meal from Cook. She should have purchased two as they are flippin tiny to feed two people.

You will have to enquire if she has ever ‘darked her washing’. If so then I see no future for the 2 of you.

Does she have a tea towel & seperate hand towel in the kitchen.

If not, leave. I have, obvs.

Burn her house down. It's the only way these people will learn.