AIBU to want to get a poop knife?

[123bananas]

I know that loo brushes are spawn of satan's crutches on here, but how do you lot feel about poop knives?

AIBU to want one?

That link doesn't work and I really want to know!

Ah sorry try this one.

Oh ffs and again

Don't want to try the link, but I feel pretty queasy at the phrase 'poop knife' - not envy

I thought this was going to be about loo blade brushes! I have never felt the need for a poo knife thankfully!

It might come in handy, especially seeing as we are not allowed loo brushes anymore.

Wow my family must have been trailblazers - Dsis used to keep a big stick in the loo to break up nephew's ginormous poos when he went through a "holding it in" phase as a child 30 years ago!

"I thought it was standard equipment - your plunger, your toilet brush and your poop knife "

That is actually the funniest thing I have read in ages!

This is a link to the S*n BTW, in case anyone is boycotting it.

Easier to clean than a loo brush too I imagine [boak face]

The first link that works is the mirror, but if you don't want to click the link just put poop knife in google you will find one that is acceptable.

hmm I thought it was for scraping poo off terry nappies, I'm sure we had one of those

Here's the link to Reddit: www.reddit.com/r/confession/comments/7p8puq/light_i_was_22_years_old_when_i_learned_that_not/

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the poshest —shit stick— poo knife you ever did see.

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B00IYNLG7Q/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?psc=1&tag=mumsnetforum-21&ie=UTF8

WTAF?

Oooh it has chrome frogfairy!

Thanks for the warning about that shitty paper link, Spiteful

Went with the Amazon link instead.

Let me help out the OP.

Toilet blade, £9.99 on amazon plus postage. I think it looks a lot better and more hygienic than a brush.

BTW YABU to use the term poop knife 🤢

Surely you'd also need some shoving implement for floaters?

True story: My best friend's aunty had a poop knife hanging on a hook in the laundry. Family arrived for a barbecue, one of the cousins didn't know what it was for and used it to chop up the sausages.

If you can't find a 'poop knife' toilet cleaner/bleach will cause it to dissolve enough to flush.

I should add that this was back in the 80s and it was an ordinary looking knife, not the flash bit of cutlery that TickyTakky posted.

I’m curious to the technical. Is it stabbing or using it like a spatula...