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To tell you about my dirty lunch?

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NancyDonahue · 16/01/2018 11:09

I have a day at home alone today. Upon mooching around in the fridge just now, I delightedly came upon a few left over roast potatoes from Sunday lunch. I've just popped them in the oven and am planning on crushing them, adding grated cheese and smothering them in mayo.

My defence for this dirty lunch is I'm full of cold and ravenous. I deserve it.

Anyone else having a dirty lunch? What's your excuse? Grin

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Only1scoop · 16/01/2018 15:18

Now I'm fancying a dirty burger Blush

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NancyDonahue · 16/01/2018 15:56

I thought it was going to be some sex with your oh, a quickie at lunch time grin

Sorry to disappoint!

It has been a while since we've had any Afternoon Delight..

and that's not anything to do with Afternoon Tea Smile

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BitOutOfPractice · 16/01/2018 17:43

OP YABVU.

Who the actual hell had leftover roast potatoes? Freak!

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Greensleeves · 16/01/2018 17:49

Oh I love a filthy degenerate lunch

Good on you OP, hope you enjoyed it

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cantucciniamaretto · 16/01/2018 17:51

Who the actual hell had leftover roast potatoes? Freak!

People who make three times as many as they need in the first place!

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HannaSolo · 16/01/2018 17:59

I have found macaroni cheese topped with chilli con carne to be very nice Blush

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octonaught · 16/01/2018 18:03

Ok, I've had a dirty dinner. DS didn't eat all the steak I made him, So I sliced it up, fried up some onions stuck it in a baguette with a big slab of brie on top. washed it down with a (ahem) Diet coke.
Going to snuffle in the fridge for an eclair and make a cuppa.

We're already halfway through January. Any vague attempts at dieting are now dead...!

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yawning801 · 16/01/2018 19:45

I didn't get the chance to have a dirty lunch today, but at some point this week I intend to have some spaghetti, slathered in butter and cheese and salt and a bit of garlic powder. It's not what my body would want but my mind is saying "Give it to meeee!"

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MissSpock · 16/01/2018 19:50

Awesome thread!

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BitOutOfPractice · 16/01/2018 19:53

Who the actual hell had leftover roast potatoes? Freak!

People who make three times as many as they need in the first place!


I need aaaaallllll the roasties! All of them!

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LivingDeadGirlUK · 16/01/2018 19:53

I had KFC, with extra hot wings.

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bigchris · 16/01/2018 19:57

I had a young frozen battered fish wrapped in a white wrap with cheese and mayo Blush

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Threeminis · 16/01/2018 20:02

Hahaha. I had the dirtiest lunch the other day.

Eggy bread with loads of salt and tomato sauce with a side of square sausage. It was delish!

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MrsGrindah · 16/01/2018 20:21

On Saturday me and DH had sort of fried breakfast sarnie ( bacon haggis and egg in an oven bottom) but for lunch, THEN we had a shag and THEN we had some wine.....now THATS a dirty lunch!

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FurCoatFurKnickers · 16/01/2018 20:57

Tomato bread sandwich with rocket and quails eggs that have been marinated in Umbongo (with a peanut butter foam)

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MamaBearto2 · 16/01/2018 22:20

@Bossbaby12 don't knock lemon curd and wotsits until you try it.. it's heaven!

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NancyDonahue · 21/01/2018 12:14

Hey everyone, don't forget to cook your extra roasties today Smile. Mine are roasting as I type

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