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To tell you about my dirty lunch?

142 replies

NancyDonahue · 16/01/2018 11:09

I have a day at home alone today. Upon mooching around in the fridge just now, I delightedly came upon a few left over roast potatoes from Sunday lunch. I've just popped them in the oven and am planning on crushing them, adding grated cheese and smothering them in mayo.

My defence for this dirty lunch is I'm full of cold and ravenous. I deserve it.

Anyone else having a dirty lunch? What's your excuse? Grin

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MsHarry · 16/01/2018 13:09

More mayo!!! That's a dribble not a smother. Enjoy.

QuackPorridgeBacon · 16/01/2018 13:11

I’ve had nothing... I’m jealous of all these dirty lunches. I did clean a dirty cats room/second bathroom.

squoosh · 16/01/2018 13:13

This morning I had plain weetabix. For lunch I had an orange with some frisps.

That's so miserable. You deserve a visit from the Red Cross.

PolaDeVeboise · 16/01/2018 13:13

Feeling very clean thanks to MamaBear , I thought I was bad with 2 well fired rolls with an inch of butter and a packet of wotsits in each!

bobstersmum · 16/01/2018 13:13

It would be dirty if you dropped it on the floor, but just sounds yummy to me

Doyouthinktheysaurus · 16/01/2018 13:14

I had 2 large cheese straws for lunch, lovely....

A lazy celebration for getting offered my dream job this morning.

weetabix07 · 16/01/2018 13:30

Beans n cheese n mash all mixed up 👌🏻

cutthegraa · 16/01/2018 13:34

Huge plate of skinny fries, smothered in grated cheese, sour cream and hot sauce. Full of the cold so clearly medicinal Smile

Mycarsmellsoflavender · 16/01/2018 13:47

Never heard of a dirty lunch - is it a regional thing perhaps?

I thought it was going to be something to do with food + sex.

MamaBearto2 · 16/01/2018 13:49

@frieswitheverything yes together in a buttered roll.. not even pregnant. Have eaten this combo since I was a kid

Tootiredtosleepnow · 16/01/2018 13:51

Sounds amazing and making my ham sandwich feel very boring.
The only thing I'm confused over is the thought of left over roast potatoes?? We sometimes have left over meat or veggies but never the potatoes, they're the first to go 😊

NancyDonahue · 16/01/2018 13:56

I thought it was quite a common saying. It's the opposite to 'clean' food. I.e. fattening low nutrition - but bloody delicious - food. Ideally can be eaten out of a bowl with a spoon in front of the TV.

I'm in the South at the moment but did a stint in the Midlands.

And 9½ Weeks turned my stomach.

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HannaSolo · 16/01/2018 13:59

Just had toasted rye bread topped with avocado, tomato and mozzarella - popped under the grill until the cheese melted.

Finished with a drizzle of olive oil and balsamic vinegar.

It was wonderful and I don't care if it was clean or dirty - it tasted great (I'm going to make it again tomorrow).

TimeforCupcakes · 16/01/2018 14:02

YANBU to have roasties for lunch, YABU for considering putting mayo and ketchup on them though Grin

crackerjacket · 16/01/2018 14:03

Of course it s saying Nancy, just too many miserable January fun sponges on here.

'Dirty' food was coined when my housemate ordering a chicken Korma with CHIPS Shock

Dirty sexy bastard.

MyFamilyAndOtherOrganisms · 16/01/2018 14:03

@hippadippa - do you live in the UK? If so, where did you get Halo Top ice cream from?! - I've been looking for that stuff for months!

SimultaneousEquation · 16/01/2018 14:04

In town, wanted plastic-free lunch. Greggs vegetable bake, flapjack and a satsuma. 😋

NancyDonahue · 16/01/2018 14:05

Curry and chips is perfectly standard.

Curry with roast potatoes could be good..

I'm all for Fusion food Grin

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notfromstepford · 16/01/2018 14:09

This has made me hungry - all these lunches sound great. Far better than my miserable Philly on crackers. I want to go to the chippy now and have a chip and cheese butty - with mayo.

iklboo · 16/01/2018 14:13

I want the fries I had at our local burger place (they've stopped doing them now - it was a special).

Seasoned, skin on skinny fries, melted 'plastic' cheese sliced, caramelised onions and burger sauce.

Bossbaby12 · 16/01/2018 14:13

You call it whatever you want to OP! I am so hungry reading this thread (minus the lemon curd and wotsits- haha sorry)

DancesWithOtters · 16/01/2018 14:15

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PeonyTruffle · 16/01/2018 14:18

I like leftover roasties reheated in a pan with chunks of chorizo and mayo
Blush

ITS SO GOOD

specialsubject · 16/01/2018 14:22

Dirty food? Never heard of it. Is it like 'clean food '( nonsense peddled by overmadeup bloggers) or 'naughty food' ( childish term) or 'syns' ( just as childish)

gillybeanz · 16/01/2018 14:43

I thought it was going to be some sex with your oh, a quickie at lunch time Grin

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