Insta Mum 3

[Babaloo88]

Why is the other thread closed?!? I was enjoying reading through it?!!

What's going on with Marthas eyes? Such a beautiful girl but appears to have black eyes. And no you don't need wine you will get an #adultheadache, it's just tea and bath time. Do people drink every day to get through teatime? Is that actually a thing.

I keep seeing this at the top of TIO and wondering who is Martha?

Same sofia- said pages ago this is what it was all about all along dressed up as faux concern

Sofia - also the "do people have to drink every day to get through teatime' bit? I'd love to be of the mindset that I believe absolutely everything I see out there on social media as gospel truth. Life most be so simple. Always wondered if anyone really did think that stuff like soaps were real, this thread shows it's more than possible bit of a fascinating insight.

@cadyheron strange thing is, if you follow them or watch stories, they do seem to drink every day. As you said, it isn't staged, so how do they do it? I'd be asleep. It's a shame you missed the humour, but that was inevitable.
What do you think of MOD's new teeth? I kind of miss her original look. Made her, her.

The veneers are abit erm....strange. I wonder if she’d still have them done if she wasn’t ‘instafamous’

@FlyingBird do you really think these threads have had that effect? Or is it concern that if ASA did look into them then there could be potential problems with hidden ads? I do struggle to believe that a conversation on mumsnet really has that reach, Instagram is massive.
I follow some Americans and one was talking today about learning her trade and now it is a full time job, but I never noticed any ads (🤦🏻‍♀️) she has a feed full of children, including babies.
Another thing that strikes me as do weird and relates to the 'feeling you know someone' is I follow 4 accounts which during the time I've followed them, have had children die. In my normal life I've only come across it twice in 19 years, it's so sad and heartbreaking following people/families and a tradegy unfolding. Has anyone else had that or is it just the accounts I've randomly followed?

@babaloo88 I know a bit Scarlett moffat/Katie Price. Maybe they'll settle down. Her teeth were lovely.

(I do get hating something about yourself- I had teeth issues and had braces in my 30's, but veneers are such a big step)

FoD is becoming rather obsessive with his filming of the twins , he’s a bit Jonathan Joly(sp) like.

@CadyHeron

Mostly on here they go on about how fake the instamums accounts are, but then if it's something they can disapprove of, like drinking too often, they believe it. Tbh I haven't noticed Martha or other instamums drinking at home very much.

I'm amazed Martha's gifted, very expensive Amtico herringbone flooring hasn't been commented on.

@holymountain he manages to get them looking constantly bewildered! It's quite an art!

Who is Martha? Has MoD had veneers? Does FoD make everyone cringe? So many questions!

Martha is Marthashappilyeverafter. I haven't seen a post by MOD saying exactly what she's had done, but may have missed it, her teeth do look different. I find FOD annoying.

Mrlmeldrum's post the dark side of fame!

He’s currently talking in a Steve Urwin/ Aussie David Attenborough voice then his dd bite his finger.

Why?

@springsprangsprung yep @marthashappilyeverafter was such a lovely account and beautiful family but changed quite a bit as monetised, she's quirky and funny.
@MOD's teeth, 9 injections yesterday and she has different teeth.
@FOD I think an unfollow on the cards soon, so annoying! Not sure insta-confidence has worked for him.

He actually put his finger so close to her mouth she must have thought “take that you silly bugger”

@holymountain he's about as calm at settling kids for bed as my husband... he definitely seems more nuts when Clemmie's not there. I seem to watch unsure, not quite funny, but weird, why? Maybe your right, he's not outnumbered, he's outwitted by these toddlers just going wtf?

He isn’t funny at all. Makes me cringe I find it so so odd. It makes me feel sad the twins just look at him in complete bewilderment. Have unfollowed as was thinking what the hell am I doing watching this! Precious life used up that I will never get back!

Always think twins are bordering on being feral and rather inappropriate in his post comparing putting socks on toddlers with porn stars putting on condoms ????

@cannotchange I think fod struggles with similes and metaphors. He gets a bit desperate and tends to work overwrite his script.

I wonder how many takes that performance took?

Did he really say that!?!

Yes! He certainly did say that!