Insta Mum 3

[Babaloo88]

Why is the other thread closed?!? I was enjoying reading through it?!!

@miamimice 🤣 True true, didn't realise it was so cheap. Have recently been wondering who the fuck I am so may give it a go. (And of course the Tribe. How could I forget)

I didn't realize it was so cheap? Is that why they got one of the kiddies to write the advert?

@langkaw I bet the instamum HQ is going into melt down right now , I could detect the fear in Cady's posts

Some people can't do banter, soon there'll be the 'jealousy' post.

Sorry but literally in stitches reading all your comments! Oh Catherine Tate could do a great sketch about it all!

@instamumhq

Oh hey hey, the early bird tickets have sold out now (is this thread driving traffic to the website or something 🤔). It’s now £30 to you, ladies. Still a bargain for some eye to eye contact with other women who happen to be mums and who also want to accelerate their sh!t off their kitchen table. Tell you what, I’d pay someone £30 to accelerate the pile of sh!t off my kitchen table.

I love the thought of instamum hq! Alll holding hands around the jo Malone candles in hackney and praying for peace.

😂😂😂

Did that advert really mention accelerating shit? Have we missed this viral piece of mama jargon?

£30 💰 And the rest when you sign up 🙄

Vital. Not viral. Or maybe it is viral and we just don't know it.

Oh god it’s awful isn’t it! it really is comical #ihavethisthingwithtiles

They're going to accelerate the "sh!t outta of it" too. Sort of accelerating sh!t out of it and then out of it even more. Success!

Ok. So you have to enroll yourself in an academy. Run by someone who can't be bothered to write properly. In order to find yourself. Reeks of the Manson family to me. #justsaying

Septemeber?

And Novemeber?

I love the thought of instamum hq! Alll holding hands around the jo Malone candles in hackney and praying for peace.

Pfft. They are all praying for #giftedstuff and #sponsors whom aren't fussy about the hashtag #ad.

@miamimice they've put the 'me' in there on purpose as a subliminal message to come to mama...and obey/pay up.

So there’s no I in team. But there is me in Septemeber?

I've now looked @mothersmeetings on Instagram. They actually do @instaconfidence workshops on how to speak into your phone confidently. I've actually no words 😶

How can anyone say it's not bloody staged!! It's all staged. Workshops on how to Instagram. I'm so naive.

@mumofkids a blind bag? That doesn’t sound like it’ll be a useful item to have 😂😂.

I’m sure il get some hate for this but didn’t mod ask recently about dentist recommendation? Just looked at her stories now and it seems like she has had some dental work today! Wondering if it’s ‘gifted’

@Mumofkids - I don't believe that can be a thing. I'm going to have to go and see for myself.

@TireSwing is it a bag that cannot see? Or a wanky name for a gift bag as they don't like the gift?

@babbaloo88 I'll admit at first I was nervous but don't worry it's just bags of shit plastic toys and you don't know what's inside! So exciting!!
@TireSwing I kid you not