I have found the worst dress

[WorldPeasAndSweetcorn]

The pinkest, frilliest monstrosity from M&S will cower in the presence of this dress...

www.asos.com/asos/asos-colour-block-velvet-track-dress/prd/8729623?clr=multi&SearchQuery=velvet%20dresses&gridcolumn=1&gridrow=11&gridsize=4&pge=4&pgesize=72&totalstyles=417

Okay, Mumsnet... you win. Hideous though this track dress is, you’ve outdone me!

(Oh and to a PP... I LOVE ASOS. I actually am one of the yoof I’m afraid )

I’m rather enjoying this thread. Just when I look at my wardrobe and sigh...

Good heavens, that's awful

Before I clicked the link I thought I was actually gonna like it but it is one of the most hideous dresses I've seen,she looks like a circus acrobat from yesteryear

Cracker I showed some of the teens in my dds ice skating club (she's in the younger group but I surveyed the older ones in the interests of fairness nosiness) and they were all horrified as were the instructors so not a skater thing (at least around here).

The red monstrosity is even worse

I always have a good laugh when I get the Joe Browns catalogue through. I don’t know how they got my address, but I love it! Reminds me of my GCSE textiles projects.

Oh dear god.

I'd wear it. I quite like velvet though, and I'm mid-twenties so probably their target audience

@BattleCuntGalactica 🤣🤣🤣

I thought the 1980's was the 'decade that taste forgot' and tbf I wore all of the horrors of that decade (rara skirts, neon legwarmers, pixie boots, ski pants....) but fuck me these are even worse

@GrannyMac2018 I really wanna know why that First Woman is dressed like a TAMPON.

Huh, I know this is a complete side issue but I can't get to the ASOS site by clicking on the links at all. Not R click, not left click and open in a new window, nothing.
Very annoying!

I don't know if that first dress is supposed to be a tampon. I think it's some sort of contraceptive.

Well now wolf and badger think I'm very interested in that pink fluffy dress thing so I keep getting ads on my phone forcing me to look at it. Thanks a bunch for that

Eh? It’s cute, the model looks good in it —and so would I.—

ThumbWitchesAbroad same! I pasted the address in the search bar.

@Slanetylor it also sort of reminded me of a vibrator as well as a tampon.

Must be an anti-Australia thing, Different ! I was able to do that with the OP's link but not with the one later down the page, which didn't show the actual link address.