I have found the worst dress

[WorldPeasAndSweetcorn]

The pinkest, frilliest monstrosity from M&S will cower in the presence of this dress...

www.asos.com/asos/asos-colour-block-velvet-track-dress/prd/8729623?clr=multi&SearchQuery=velvet%20dresses&gridcolumn=1&gridrow=11&gridsize=4&pge=4&pgesize=72&totalstyles=417

the Selfridges is surely a 'sale now on' banner, not a dress?

Having spent some time scrolling through that site, I have come to the conclusion that:

Many of those 'dresses' are grossly overpriced oversized tshirts. The same goes for the hoodie dresses which well...just got and buy a large man's hoodie instead.

Do folks really pay that level of money for an oversized badly made tshirt?

Nah, i can easily picure a teen wearing it. I personally wouldn’t though

Nassau that dress from DUNNES is hands down the winner amongst a field of ery strong competition. Can you explain what it is meant to be? Bewildering.
I keep seeing ads for Wolf and Badger too and each piece is more hideous than the last and the strange trainer, ski boot combo things make no sense.
Someone is buying this stuff yeah?

ASOS told me they'd seen these and thought of me!

ASOS is for the young ones dear. We're not supposed to like it!

Do you remember when our Mums used to look at our doc martens and flowery rriot girrrrrl dresses and say 'Why are you wearing those big men's boots and that potato sack? Why don't you put on a lovely pair of high heels and a nice blouse and skirt?'

Well that is exactly what we're doing now. We is being the Mumz that aren't down with the yoof innit.

@lolaflores - it's a ... dress. Feckin' expensive dress it was too! The sleeves have frills down them - maybe if it didn't have frills it would be better. It's just the FRILLS!

Try this one - unfortunately it's also not on the Dunnes website anymore (www.dunnesstores.ie). This one has 'matching' tights. They also put some kind of sparklies on the shoes - not matching sparklies though. Can't really see it from this picture.

I'd sack the buyer.

ASOS told me they'd seen these and thought of me!

How insulting!

Nassau my eyes are stinging at the sight. The poor models face says it all. She is staring off into the distance hoping she won't remember it in the future.
I do miss Dunnes and now I know they have a website, my life is complete. I can buy crap to beat the band. Thank you.
I won't be buying this shite though

Does anyone still have a picture of the M&S dress so I can gaze in admiration once more?

When I saw M&S had announced lower profits (or something financial and not good anyway!) earlier in the week my first thought was 'that'll be because of the pink dress'

Somebody came to a Mumsnet meet up wearing the M&S dress. She carried it off very well.

What is the M&S dress?

@Gingernaut is the expert in finding fugly dresses (the M&S one from last year) - not only did she buy it but she also had the chutzpah to wear it in public, I understand. Hats off to her!

pisacake it really was for sale, not a sale banner. I remember posting on Instagram when I was struggling to find a dress. It was £2000.

It's just really 90s.

I agree. But the best decade ever 90's are back. DS, who is 13, is currently going through a grunge phase and his style inspiration seems to be Kurt Cobain.

I like the dress though. Wouldn't wear it but then again it's not aimed at me.

I love the dress!

I like it

It's not to my taste but nowhere near as bad as the M&S dress.

No I still win with the M&S pink number.
I think if you were a slim and gorgeous teenager yours would look ok.
But M&S pink would make anyone look terrible, that's the genius of it.

I like it! If I was 15 again I’d be all over that and that’s who it’s aimed at. It’s 90’s velvet - what’s not to love?!? I would wear it now but jeez I see worse every single day.

OMG words fail me. Anyway,what exactly does 'track dress' mean? Do you go running in it?

@Spangles it means you get tracked by the fashion police