He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

Computer peeps are questioning that 'wrong button' explanation.

52 harms 52 weeks

I think the wrong button scenario sounds a little dubious.
I wonder if something- sun reflecting off clouds, a flock of birds, 99 red balloons- was detected by radar or whatever other missile detection system they have.

The sirens didn't go off, so it wasn't a false detection.

Thanks for the Peanuts story link Lion - I 'spent a lot of time' with Snoopy and friends when my DD was young as she was a big fan of the cartoon strip. I never considered the implication of a black character being included.

HAPPENING NOW: Trump restaurant, hotel and other properties receiving avalanche of 1-star "shithole" reviews on Yelp and other public websites. #TheResistance #FBR #SaturdayMorning @docrocktex26 twitter.com/bill_auclair/status/952284390058377216

Really love this thread title

Ah, you’re right Kitten, I just read into it a bit more - should have done so before commenting!

it's still quite odd and does show the potentially serious implications of how false warnings will induce panic.

Quite detailed reaction from the Hawaii governor and the head of the state Emergency Management Agency:

www.staradvertiser.com/2018/01/13/breaking-news/emergency-officials-mistakenly-send-out-missile-threat-alert/

They're adamant it was human error. But bloody hell, what a time to have such an error!

"I can’t paint anything good on this,” Miyagi said. “It happened."

As he said.

Yep.

My heart goes out to those folk.

"Folk" being all people in Hawaii - those who knew it was a false alarm but knew they'd fucked up, and those who didn't know.

www.yelp.com/biz/the-mar-a-lago-club-palm-beach?sort_by=date_desc

www.yelp.com/biz/trump-tower-new-york?sort_by=date_desc

OK, I admit, it's petty. But enjoyable.

Disclaimer: no, I didn't post a review. I'm not on Yelp.

Ok, just had to do one more

www.yelp.com/biz/trump-international-hotel-washington-dc-washington?sort_by=date_desc

Yelp is monitoring the postings for Trump properties. So by the time many of you in the UK are awake these lovely reviews may be gone.

Just checked the DC listing, Across. Burn! One recommends the ‘racist burger’ in the bar - “no burger, just white bread.”

'This business is being monitored by Yelp's Support team for content related to media reports.'

thehill.com/homenews/house/368806-house-democrats-plan-measure-to-censure-trump-over-shithole-countries-remarks

Trump Hotel in DC now has a rather fine projection thing going on.

twitter.com/SaysHummingbird/status/952366396004098048

Trump Tower projection with a very rude eight letter word

ooops Trump Hotel

Oh, Yippee Skippee!!!! Another projection!!!

I actually woke DH up to show him that one.

From a reply to the hotel projection tweet:

POTUS
Piece of totally useless shit.

Suddenly, it makes sense to use POTUS again.

These are even more politically charged.

twitter.com/bellvisuals/status/952334355455758336