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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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lionheart · 11/01/2018 20:27

... a leaky session.

lionheart · 11/01/2018 20:43

Interesting on the language used to describe certain activities.

www.usnews.com/opinion/thomas-jefferson-street/articles/2018-01-11/retire-collusion-from-national-vocabulary-on-trump-campaign-and-russia

cozietoesie · 11/01/2018 21:05

Ignore the heading that YouTube - or someone - have given this speech. It's actually about courage.

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:11

Across Many many Americans don't ever even get passports, that I'm aware of. I didn't have one until I was over 35yrs old. Especially those on lower income as they are most likely to holiday within the US or possibly Canada - they don't need one to go to Canada (or at least we never did before - has that changed in the last 15 years??).

lionheart · 11/01/2018 21:13

This will not please the Pumpkinfuhrer, not at all.

www.politicususa.com/2018/01/11/ivanka-trump-adam-schiff-talk-russia-meeting.html

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:17

The Lead CNN

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Trump again relied on “Fox and Friends” over his own FBI and CIA directors and national security adviser when it comes to national security issues – issues they insist are life and death cnn.it/2D2fTSP pic.twitter.com/l9XRivfrk0

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:18

Walter Shaub

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A year ago today, Trump’s attorney pledged to donate hotel profits from foreign govts. But he has ignored a bipartisan request from the House oversight committee for records showing compliance with this pledge. It’s time for the committee to take action. democrats-oversight.house.gov/sites/democrats.oversight.house.gov/files/documents/2018-01-11.Dem%20Members%20to%20Gowdy%20re.%20Subpoena%20Trump%20Org..pdf

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:21

NARAL

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ELEVEN states are set to run out of CHIP funding, which pays for healthcare for kids, before 2/1. That number will grow to 24 states if Congress still hasn’t voted to #ExtendCHIP by March. HOW 👏 IS 👏 THIS 👏 PRO-LIFE? bit.ly/2D5Sm2V

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:21

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WATCH: White House effusively praises Walmart for bonuses, has ‘no comment’ on massive layoffs goo.gl/YkYhWK pic.twitter.com/584xvcmzBx

GingerIvy · 11/01/2018 21:22

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not cool; shareblue.com/sarah-sanders-viciously-attacks-reporter-for-asking-her-to-explain-trumps-tweets/#.WlfUxFlWGm8.twitter

cozietoesie · 11/01/2018 21:37

She's reverting to 9th grade language under pressure.

lionheart · 11/01/2018 21:58

Here.

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 22:07

Is that quite a fast leak? If it only happened today?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 22:11

The Associated Press
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Wisconsin school that asked fourth graders to list three good reasons for slavery and three bad ones apologizes after mother posts the assignment on Facebook.

apnews.com/b58c14012cc540eaa756b22aa4d659e3?utm_campaign=SocialFlow&utm_source=Twitter&utm_medium=AP

TheNorthWestPawsage · 11/01/2018 22:13

“Shithole countries...” ShockAngry

Are there any decent people around him? I’d be interested to know. Are they really all as reptilian as him?

cozietoesie · 11/01/2018 22:14

Well - they stay there. Sad

lionheart · 11/01/2018 22:16

Natasha Bertrand

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Grassley sends letter to Glenn Simpson asking him whether his comment about a human source inside the Trump campaign was a mischaracterization and why he or his lawyer did not seek to correct it sooner if it was.

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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 11/01/2018 22:22

Manu Raju
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WH not denying Trump referred to “shithole” countries in meeting today. “Certain Washington politicians choose to fight for foreign countries, but President Trump will always fight for the American people,” WH says in statement regarding @jdawsey1 story

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