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He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont

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PerkingFaintly · 08/01/2018 23:23

We rushed out of the last thread without even a pocket handkerchief: www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/a3124599-Trump-2018-Resistance-is-Never-Futile

So here's a new one, with its own

I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I have a mighty button and no problems with my penius.
I have no time for television, golf or social media
Since my brain is way way better than the best encyclopedia.

I'm cutting tax, I'll build a wall, I'll take away their medicare
You can trust me 'cos I'm orange and I have the most amazing hair.
So with my total ignorance of matters heterogeneous
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius!

Compared to other leaders, my behavior's quite unusual
My twisted tweets and pissed-on sheets have managed to amuse you all
I have to drink two-handed 'cause my fingers are the teeniest
I need a sippy-cup with the inscription "Stable Genius."

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lionheart · 10/01/2018 13:40

I meant Hello but hell in relation to Trump works too. Smile

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 13:53

Seguing nicely from lion

DONALD TRUMP'S SPIRITUAL ADVISER PAULA WHITE SUGGESTS PEOPLE SEND HER THEIR JANUARY SALARY OR FACE CONSEQUENCES FROM GOD

www.newsweek.com/donald-trumps-spiritual-adviser-paula-white-suggests-people-send-her-salary-775228

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 13:57

Natasha Bertrand‏Verified account
@NatashaBertrand
There’s no love lost between Glenn Simpson and Bill Browder, as we saw today with Simpson’s testimony and Browder’s tweets. Here’s an updated version of a piece I wrote last summer about their feud:

uk.businessinsider.com/fusion-gps-trump-russia-dossier-bill-browder-2018-1?r=US&IR=T

lionheart · 10/01/2018 14:03

Seth Abramson on the claim that there was no insider except for the Australian. I bet there is more than one.

Seth Abramson‏Verified account
@SethAbramson
Following Following @SethAbramson

... See page 195 of the transcript. Simpson told Congress, under oath, that he didn't know whether the FBI source in the Trump campaign was "Trump campaign" or "Trump organization"—which means that, on August 22, 2017, Simpson wasn't referring to George Papadopoulos.

lionheart · 10/01/2018 14:04

Holy hell.

“When you sow a First Fruits Offering of $75 or more, I will rush to you the book, the devotional and also a Paula White 2018 wall calendar! Track throughout the entire year prioritizing God with me!”

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 14:26

Nick Knudsen 🇺🇸
‏*@DemWrite*
The CBO said last week that reauthorizing #CHIP for 5 years would cost only about $1 billion.

‼️ NEW: CBO now says reauthorizing for 10 years would save $6 billion!! Call your reps! 👇🏽

It Turns Out That Saving CHIP Would Save the Government $6 Billion
slate.com/business/2018/01/extending-chip-for-10-years-would-reduce-the-deficit-by-usd6-billion.html

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 14:38

Poor Bannon - the boy who cried Wolff now has no friends. Perhaps there's an opening for Wolff and Friends?

Talking Points Memo
‏*@TPM*
Fox News is not interested in hiring Steve Bannon bit.ly/2Dh7x71

lionheart · 10/01/2018 14:38
Smile
He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 14:40

www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/are-white-house-transcripts-getting-political-touch-ups#break

Are White House transcripts getting political touch-ups?

During yesterday’s White House discussion on immigration policy, Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.) asked Donald Trump if he’d support a “clean” bill on DACA now, extending protections to Dreamers, with a commitment to then begin negotiations on comprehensive immigration reform. The president said he had “no problem” with that.

“We’re going to do DACA and then we can start immediately on the phase two, which would be comprehensive,” Trump added. “Yeah, I would like to do that. I think a lot of people would like to see that, but I think we have to do DACA first.”

As we discussed earlier, House Majority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) quickly interjected, reminding the president of what the Republican position is supposed to be, but just as important, if you relied on the White House transcript to learn what was said, you missed a key detail. The Washington Post reported:

McCarthy apparently was not the only one concerned by Trump’s seeming agreement with Feinstein. When the White House released its official transcript Tuesday afternoon, the president’s line – “Yeah, I would like to do it” – was missing.

A White House official said that any omission from the transcript was unintentional and that the context of the conversation was clear.

And that may be true. Perhaps this was nothing more than an innocent clerical error. Maybe the White House didn’t deliberately omit an inconvenient presidential slip from the official transcript.

But I’m not sure Trump World deserves the benefit of the doubt on this.

In July, during Anthony Scaramucci’s not-quite-two-week stint as White House communications director, he appeared in the press briefing room to gush about how impressed he was with Trump’s limitless abilities, and marveled at the president’s ability to sink “three-foot putts” while playing golf.

The official White House transcript was edited to say “30-foot putts.”

Now, it’s possible this too was a clerical error. But it’s also possible someone in Trump World believes touching up official transcripts is an acceptable practice.

Mother Jones’ Kevin Drum had a good piece on this several months ago: “Transcripts are not supposed to be ‘revised’ after the fact. Official White House transcripts record exactly what the person said, regardless of ‘what they meant to say.’”

The truth is, I don’t know if this is common or not. Maybe we’re talking about two isolated incidents, or maybe this happens regularly and no one notices. As a rule, political observers either listen to remarks or they read transcripts, but few take the time to do both – that’s awfully time consuming – in order to look for transcription edits.

Perhaps it’s time we start?

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 14:43

Senator Ben Cardin
‏*@SenatorCardin*
Today I'm releasing a #RussiaReport documenting Vladimir Putin's 20-year attack on democratic institutions in his own country and Europe. To protect against what the Kremlin did to the U.S. in 2016, we need to first understand Putin's pattern.

www.foreign.senate.gov/press/ranking/release/cardin-releases-report-detailing-two-decades-of-putins-attacks-on-democracy

lionheart · 10/01/2018 14:45

From the transcript. Dangerous.

He is the very model of a Very Stable Genius: Trump cont
OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 14:51

Matthew Gertz
‏*@MattGertz*

Fox looking to buy more local broadcast station from Sinclair: www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/fox-talks-buy-10-tv-stations-sinclair-report-1073555

I wrote last month about how Fox was set up for this sort of expansion:

www.mediamatters.org/blog/2017/12/15/murdochs-trump-support-pays/218872

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 15:04

Yes. There was more than one reference to that in the transcript, lion.

cozietoesie · 10/01/2018 15:05

Sorry. To that issue.........

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 15:35

A detailed list of suspicious deaths (not linked to the dossier but in general) here:

X Soviet‏
@XSovietNews
Russia-related murders and unexplained deaths since 2014, including today's death of Russian ambassador to Sudan. Putin critics in yellow.

twitter.com/XSovietNews/status/900472011264229376

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 16:01

Scott Wong
‏*@scottwongDC*
NEWS: Former Oversight Chairman DARRELL ISSA (R-CA) is retiring, according to local OC news website. I’ve been hearing same rumors all morning from CA delegation

lionheart · 10/01/2018 16:15

Donald J. Trump‏Verified account
@realDonaldTrump

'The single greatest Witch Hunt in American history continues. There was no collusion, everybody including the Dems knows there was no collusion, & yet on and on it goes. Russia & the world is laughing at the stupidity they are witnessing. Republicans should finally take control!'

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 16:20

It’s only marginally better than DO SOMETHING

I wonder if that’s the sound of scurrying rats I hear

Manu Raju
@mkraju
Issa told me in November he fully was preparing to run again. Asked him if there was a 100% chance he runs, he said: “Yeah, I enjoy the job I’m doing.” Today, Issa: My service “will be coming to an end.”

AcrossthePond55 · 10/01/2018 16:36

"Russia & the world is laughing at the stupidity they are witnessing"

Well, this much of his tweet is true. I just don't think he quite understands exactly what who 'Russia and the world' are really laughing at.

DH and I have noticed that things are just getting so much more blatant (i.e. Fla being taken off the offshore list, legislation benefiting specific people/businesses). They aren't even trying to hide it anymore! I'm sure there have been 'back door deals' since forever, but before the needed secrecy has made the deals a little less 'costly' for fear of discovery. Now it's 'dinner bell time at the pig trough'.

It's the difference between your neighbour sneaking his dog out late at night to shit on your lawn and your neighbour just rocking up during the day and saying "HEY! My dog's gonna shit on your lawn!!! Wanna watch?".

Roussette · 10/01/2018 16:51

Love that post and the dog analogy Across !

He doesn't seem to get that the world is laughing at him does he??

He needs to remember the NATO summit and European leaders stood there listening to him doing their best to disguise their amusment at his total and utter ignorance

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 17:12

Peter Baker
@peterbakernyt
DC city council renames a block of Wisconsin Ave. in front of the Russian Embassy after Boris Nemtsov, the opposition leader gunned down in sight of the Kremlin in 2015.

www.rferl.org/amp/russia-us-embassy-name-changed-nemtsov-plaza/28966776.html?__twitter_impression=true

Lweji · 10/01/2018 17:31

He doesn't seem to get that the world is laughing at him does he??

I wonder if he has any self-awareness in that respect. He's lived his so called business life with no shame, so, probably not.

OnTheDarkSideOfTheSpoon · 10/01/2018 17:34

Can you feel shame if you’re not self-aware?

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