To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

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Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

Still haven't found Vic...

Vic was last seen at the Hotel California, plenty of room at the Hotel California

well love grows where my rosemary goes so I'm calling Gardener's Questiontime

I haven't rtf but has anybody mentioned that lady called Pink...pleading with her DH to stop and ask and consider What about us? But she asked him to Just give her a reason and she was willing to Try .....

Loving this! Thanks everyone for this thread!

Nope Vic had just checked out of the Hotel California (Though it does say on their website you can never leave). He is not there nor is Linda who I am Looking for.

What? Being able to check out but never leave? Sounds like he's really up the junction.

One which note, why did his girlfriend give birth in an incubator 30 minutes later? That must have been very cramped for everyone.

Lads, off topic, but my DDad is currently in surgery and this thread has been such a welcoming distraction. Thank you.

Now, this guy. He's a creep, he's a weirdo. What the hell is he doing here? He doesn't belong here. Should I smile politely at him or log with 101?

Do you you think I should stay with my bf?

I used to bite my tongue and hold my breath
Scared to rock the boat and make a mess
So I sat quietlyand agreed politely but if he doesn't stop being so awful, I'm literally going to roar.

I should LTB yes?

I've been around the world and I, I, I can't find my baby.

There is a a Back Story - We had a quarrel and I let myself go.
I said so many things, things he didn't know
And I was oh oh so bad
And I don't think he's comin' back, mm mm

101 or Interpol?

Woop woop! that's the sound of da police!

Apparently Vic and Linda are with Alice. But WTF is Alice?

I'm informed that I am a firework. Surely that can't be legal and I must be destroyed.

BOLO alert just came over the air for "The most beautiful girl in the world".
Anyone seen her?
According to reports she ran away because girls just wanna have fun.

I am a walrus, TheCat a black one with lovely white tusks. Ebony and Ivory

Someone told me their sex is on fire. That sounds so painful - should I call an ambulance, or just advise them to lay off the Deep Heat?

Her face at first was just ghosting and now she's turned a whiter shade of pale, should I call a doctor?

A complete stranger just poured some sugar on me

I told him he gave love a bad name.

I studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College. That's where he caught my eye. I told him that my dad was loaded. He said in that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola. I said fine.

We slept together that night and I haven't seen him since.

Daddy was a bank robber - I’ve just discovered this! AIBU to report historically? I’m conflicted, he is my dad but he nave gave any of the proceeds of his crimes to me.

There's a man outside my window, swinging around lamp posts in the pouring rain, singing at the top of his voice and stabbing at people with his umbrella. He's dressed very smartly, but I'm wondering if he should be locked in a nice padded cell. Does it warrant a call to 999?

I fought the law but the law won

@WorraLiberty I think the only reason Chaka hasn't been banned yet is because she hasn't been caught sock puppeting, but surely it's only a matter of time? I feel for her, I really do.

I shot the sherrif, but someone else shot the deputy, and if I'm going down for it, so is he.