To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

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Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

Do you think it would socially inappropriate to go dancing naked in the rain?

It's so hot in here and it would be lovely to feel it wash over me, but I'm worried I'll be arrested

ginger maybe you could put on an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini? Just for modesty's sake?

If I do that @WelcomeToThePartyPal it'll be raining men! Hallelujah!

Cher is here with an assortment of Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves. They all want to join together with the band

I'm a boy called Sue. Does that make me a woman ?

We should all call this number now (101/999). But don't look down when you're doing it, or close your eyes

smiling I'm not sure but (at the risk of another trans thread) the dude looks like a lady!

But I'm a one man band!!

Should I get out more??

I am Stacy's Mom and yes I have got it going on but stop staring at me, I like hanging by the pool in just my towel and you are creepy! I will call 101 immediately creepy child!

Hate to say it but you really can't catch a falling star and put it in your pocket despite what Como tells you.

I have told you time and time again that Carrie doesn't live here anymore. The last time I heard from her she was off on a Summer holiday. Now bugger off and leave me alone.

I would also like to log a complaint of flytipping glittery mattresses from the the little love shack set way back in the middle of a field.

And maybe alert building control as their roof appears to be dangerously rusting.

I met a really strange woman today. She said her name was Rio and she was dancing on the sand. I caught it all on camera though just in case I need to log it!

I had to ring 101 for a noise complaint. My neighbours wouldn't stop the music.

There's a rat in my kitchen. What am I going to do?
Call Rentakill probably.

If Chaka Khan is every woman, why isn't she banned from Mumsnet for having multiple accounts?

I've just been threatened that the rhythm is going to get me tonight.
Logging with 101 now.

I haven’t read the full thread, but surely the killer queen was charged under the terrorism act for dabbling with gelatin, dynamite and a laser beam?

Looking for a Starship Trooper.....calling occupants of interplanetary craft

Not to mention his mate the magnificent galilleo, with whom he was doing the fandango. Lots of thunder and lightning made it terribly frightening or so I heard

@Ryder63 didn't you lose your heart to one of those starship troopers while you were holding hands in hyperspace?

And some knob has driven past shouting at me to pump up the volume. I feel very intimidated.

Should I report that horse with no name? It may have done a good job of hacking through the desert but I suspect it doesn't have a valid passport.

@gingergenius yeah yeah, I'm addicted to love

Some ginger dude just leered at me from a table he was sitting at with his mates (all drinking shots I think) and said he was in love with my shape or something, then asked if I'd go back to his room and roll around on his sheets so that he could sniff them afterwards - and then he only suggested we go and grab a takeaway from the local "all you can eat" Bloody weirdo.

Definitely logging with 101.