To be lividly wondering about this and log with 101?

[TheCatOfAthenry]

Why did Kelis warm up her milkshake? Did the boys go to the yard because of the smell of old warm milkshakes?

And in what way was the man in The Killers experiencing a sign that was vital. Were his O2 sats 98% in room air and BP 120/80 mmHg?

The mind does boggle.

Is that the same guy as the man in the mirror?

No, I can't handle it. I don't want anyone to put a ring on it either.

AIBU to think if he liked it he should have put a ring on it?

I want to know Who let the dogs out? Who who? They must have been trespassing, call 101

And that Caroline.... with her sweets. What must her dentist think?

And don't get me started on Delilah...my my my!

They put a hot wire to my head, cos of the things I did and said.

Do I have a civil case against them?

what's love got to do with it?

So my friend called and told me every day is a winding road and she's getting a little bit closer.

She's not turned up yet - WIBU to call 101 and log her as missing? My family said I can if it makes me happy.

Where have all the cowboys gone?

Do I have to fill in a missing persons report?

What’s a matter you?

Gotta no respect

Calling 101 to log this?

Ah... shut-up a your face

AIBU to think that 'rock and roll' isn't a sufficiently stable substance to use as the foundations for an entire city?

Has the man in the mirror changed his ways after 30 years? Had long enough!

Is this weird or Aibu to think my bf is a stalker?
He says he doesn't want to close his eyes, or fall asleep cos he'd miss me

Creepy or cute?
Should I log it with 101?

I need to log some homies dissing my girl. What makes them so violent? She looks just like Mary Tyler Moore if they need a description. Don’t they know she’s mine? She says I look just like Buddy Holly. I may not bother though, because I don’t care what they say about us anyway, I don’t care about that. AIBU?

Someone drove his tractor through my haystack last night. Also had the nerve to throw his pitchfork at my dog to keep quiet!

Tried to call 101 but our local copper is too busy investigating a rogue muckspreader which covered him in ... you've got it right.

@gingergenius I believe I can handle it, because I'm a woman who profit dollars (or rather Euro). The car I'm driving, I bought it. So no need to call 101.

Please don’t send in the clowns.

I’m scared of clowns.

If they do send in the clowns I’ll have to put out an SOS.

How do we know that this much is True. Anyway, Communication let me down and I don't live in a Lifeline

My bf used to work on the docks, til the unions went on strike. He's pawned his 6-string but I think he should be doing more to try to find another job. I'm working in the diner all day and I can't keep doing it. Feel like running away. AIBU?

I want to know what is behind the Green Door? It's midnight and it's one more night without sleeping. What is that secret it's keeping? Apparently there's an old piano and they play it hot? I don't know what they're doing but they laugh a lot....Saw an eyeball peepin' through a smokey cloud behind the green door.
Now I'm getting really annoyed and thinking a drugs bust must be in order....

I want to know is Vic in? (showing my age). Maybe he is in fact behind the Green Door

I kissed a girl. And I liked it.
Now I'm worried my boyfriend won't like it.

What should I do?

Bobby was a-splishin and a-splashin, then forgot about his bath and put his dancing shoes on. Is it antisocial behaviour that there is a dripping wet naked man in the lounge, a-rollin' and a-strollin' and movin' and a-groovin'? Is this type of behaviour the accepted norm?

Trampire I'm afraid Annie is not ok. As I understand it, she was struck down in the bedroom.